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*MM*

The moon is in the House of Pancakes

About Me

Green-eyed blonde of German and Irish descent. I would rather be the court jester than sit on the throne. I am a social chameleon, I can have high tea at the Sheraton Palace Hotel or party with the Hells Angels. Boxing is the only sport I enjoy or a good bum fight in the Tenderloin. I am not a morning person. I hate coconut, egg nog & marzipan. I have a quick wit, dry humor and a short attention span. I am not a prude, nor a deviant. I hate 'chick flicks' and I usually root for the bad guy. Fireworks! Firecrackers! Explosives! I have no will power. I eat meat, wear leather and fur. I am an only child, but told I don't act like one. Extremely prideful. I have high expectations of people & I am often let down. I hate litter bugs!!! Sensitive. I am a total music nerd who can never have enough new music & love live music, musicians & the nightlife. I believe in vinyl. Quality over quantity. I have a heart shaped birthmark on the back of my right calf. Easy to forgive, hard to forget. I despise liars. Confidence is sexy, egos are not. Obviousness is a drag. I rarely steal. I have a burrito with a 40 about once a week. I feel sorry for people that can't get good Mexican food. When I was a kid, I wanted to be LaVerne from LaVerne & Shirley and live in an apartment with my best friend, date sailors and work in a brewery....I still do. I have no tolerance for shitty drivers, incompetence, bums, stupidity, people who have poor manners, or folks that can't hold their booze/drugs. I hate squares, they scare me, like clowns. I have a thing for beautiful hands. Especially the ones with the "ground in dirt". I am a Tower Record alumni and a theatre major. I have perfect teeth and never had braces. I believe in the 2nd amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. I think drugs/prostitution should be legalized. I wish I had magic powers. Legend in my own mind. I like being a girl & being pretty & being treated like a lady. Better living thru chemisty. Is it happy hour yet? I like video arcades, especially Tempest, pinball or air hockey. I like skee ball too & I always give my tickets to the kids so that they can buy the plastic spider ring. I bite my nails. I am looking forward to being the nutty lady down the street with purple hair and the Cadillac golf cart.

My Interests

Thrifting, junk stores, flea markets, eBay, Vintage: Fashion, Jewelry... photography (ie Diane Arbus, Wee Gee, William Eggleston, Eric Kroll, Helmut Newton, George Hurrell) and architecture (Modernism/20th Century: Alfred Frey, Joseph Eichler, FLR, Paul R. Williams, Art Deco, Art Nouveau, Arts and Crafts), Interior Design (Kelly Wearstler, Frances Elkins, William Baldwin, Dorothy Draper, Hollywood Regency!!!), unpop art, lowbrow art and more art, Frank Sinatra, bacon, juxtaposition, Palm Springs, Cadillac, cheese, long hot showers, fishnet stockings, white roses and pink stargazer lillies, homemade tortillas and tamales, pink elephants, Siamese cats, tres flores, technicolor, HA-RA bar, pop culture, pretty pedicure, leopard print, roadtrips, *music, music, music*, GLAMOUR, cha cha heels, champagne, sushi, kustom kulture, Harleys, sleeping, cashmere and angora.

I'd like to meet:

I use MySpace to keep in touch with my friends. I will occasionally torture folks when I am *drunk myspacing* & need to entertain myself. Gearheads. Music nerds. Anyone who will buy me a steak dinner or a 60's Cadillac. Any store that can keep Mach 3 razorblades in stock. Harley guy with a bitch brick. The Shagman.

Music:

FRANK SINATRA, ELLA FITZGERALD, Connie Francis, David Holmes, Go-Getters, Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys, Etta James, High Noon, Ike and Tina Turner, Ruth Brown, Anton Lavey, Ramones, Faron Young, Rolling Stones, White Stripes, Josie Cotton, Guitar Wolf, psychobilly: Mad Sin, DAG, Tiger Army, Mutilators.... The Big 6, The Doors, ? and the Mysterians, The Cult, The Bone Shavers, Cheap Trick, Guns n Roses, Charlie Rich, ELVIS, George Jones, Barnshakers, Slayer, Dinah Washington, Planet Rockers, Marvin Gaye, Marti Brom, British Invasion, X, Ricky Nelson, Julie London, JAZZ (no fusion): Mingus, Turrentine, Coltrane, Ellington, Horace Silver, Art Pepper, Miles Davis....Andre Williams, Havana 3AM, Loved Ones, Throw Rag, Jerry Lee Lewis, Amos Milburn, Big Joe Turner, KD Lang, Warren Smith, Detroit Cobras, Maximillions Motorcycle Club, Sea Hags, Doris Day, Conway Twitty, Demons, Louis Prima/Keely Smith, Pink Martini, James Intveld, Metallica, The Mavericks, Junkyard, The Zombies, Prince, KISS, Motley Crue, Lars Frederiksen, Kay Starr, AC/DC, Ella Mae Morse, Velvet Underground, Flat Duo Jets, Dolly Parton, Sugar Pie DeSanto, Hank IV, The Seeds, Forbidden Pigs, Turbonegro, The Rimshots, Johnny Bach, Darrel Higham, Dean Martin, Hank Williams, Hanoi Rocks, The Sonics, Murder City Devils, The Divinyls, Heavy Metal Vomit Parties, Northern Soul, Peggy Lee, Sam Cooke, Loretta Lynn, Henry Mancini, 60s punk/garage, Jackie Wilson, The Derailers, ECCENTRIC SOUL comps.

Movies:

Mafia/Mob/Gangster (GoodFellas, Casino, etc), 50s b-movies and JD flicks, Barfly, Showgirls, Valley Girl, Raging Bull, Shag, Russ Meyer and John Waters, Almost Famous, 2046, Lost Weekend, Out of Sight, Mommie Dearest, Great Balls of Fire, foreign films, Barb Wire, The Devil & Daniel Johnston, Tales of the City, Decline of the Western Civilization 1 and 2, The Jerk, Sid and Nancy, Cheech and Chong, American Graffitti, Ring of Fire, The Wanderers, Bound, Viva Las Vegas, Radio Days, Rock n Roll High School, High School Confidential, Grease 2, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Secretary, The Grifters, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Blow, Jackass, Grey Gardens, Faces of Death, Valley of the Dolls, Hairspray, Beyond the Music, Student Bodies.

Television:

I pretty much hate television, except for COPS, Americas most Wanted and Entertainment Tonight. Elimidate and Cheaters are a guilty midnight delight. Otherwise, I watch movies or listen to music. VIVA LA NETFLIX!!

Books:

Celebrity biographies, fashion and vintage photography, David Sedaris, MAD Magazine/Al Jaffe's Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions, true crime, outlaw biker books, I'm with the Band, fancy coffee table books, The Dirt by Motley Crue.

Heroes:

WWW.JOSHWOLF.NET

My Blog

Signs your unicorn is cheating on you

*Seems emotionally distant and uninterested *Wears fancier tail ribbons *Starts working out at the gym *Quickly closes its laptop when you walk into its enchanted den *Credit card bill full of charges...
Posted by *MM* on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

In this world so full of love...

I know how it feels to be alive with no desire to liveI know how it feels to never take and always have to giveAnd the day I found out was on the day you let me downIn this world so full of love with ...
Posted by *MM* on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:21:00 PST

On a Sunday morning sidewalk

Well, I woke up Sunday morningWith no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,So I had one more for dessert.Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothesAnd f...
Posted by *MM* on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

What are you doing New Years eve?

When the bells all ringAnd the horns all blowAnd the couples we knowAre fondly kissingWill I be with youOr will I be amoung the missingMaybe it's much too early in the gameOh, but I thought I'd ask yo...
Posted by *MM* on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:20:00 PST

My top ten (+) of 2007

Joshua Petker "Neon Black" @ White Walls Gallery, 1/13 Hank IV, Third Person Shooter Vivenne Westwood exhibit, DeYoung Muesum, 3/11 Greenbay Rockin Fest III, May 2007 The Stooges, Warfield, 4/21 Andre...
Posted by *MM* on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST

Happy Birthday Mike

I wanted to send a birthday greeting, though I know you are not here with us anymore.  I was very sad to hear that you died.  Unbelievably dumbfounded to be exact.  We never know when i...
Posted by *MM* on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

TRES COCKBLOCKED

Wow, I feel like I am 21 again!  I haven't been so cockblocked since I was a young, unknowing, unsuspecting nubile that was wanted and desired.  Obviously at 37, I am still a threat to insec...
Posted by *MM* on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:27:00 PST

Dont be nice to me

Don't be nice to meJust because I'm your used to beForget meYou don't owe me a thingMy heart is cryin' nowBut it will laugh again, somehowForget meYou don't owe me a thingYou lend your heart, you neve...
Posted by *MM* on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST

Always

Trust your gut.
Posted by *MM* on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

Memorials, Music, Metal, Moving and Malaise

Been awhile since I posted what is going on in my world, post-vacation in May. First off, I got the fortune to celebrate the 60th birthday of Jim Osterberg with the Stooges for their gig in SF! What a...
Posted by *MM* on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST