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Jet Screamer

... My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of inve

About Me

"...I look like you wanna look. I fu*k like you wanna fu*k. I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways YOU are not."
"...Never rat on your friends, and ALWAYS keep your mouth shut."
"...1970 Pontiac Firebird, The car I always wanted, Now I have it. I RULE!."
Just a bit about me. Me llamo Pedro y o Pete. I like old things, cars, magazines, clothes, music, movies, buildings, etc. HOCKEY, HOCKEY, HOCKEY!!! Playing ice hockey, movies about it (like the great Slap Shot) watching it, particulirement Montreal Canadiens (especially the Montreal Canadiens). I sing and play stand-up bass in the band, The Rumblejetts (also here, [email protected] ). The best part of the day is when the sun is setting for the night is the time I operate. Right my fellow bats? I am not posessive, I don't get jealous. If you like me, welcome aboard. If you don't like me, I really don't care. I don't like people that have low self-esteem and feel sorry for themselves and expect you to also. I ask nothing from anybody. I don't get involved in drama and don't subscribe to gossip. I do not like people who like to be in everyone's business. I do not like people who talk about others behind their back. I AM SWITZERLAND! I try to live my life from the examples that the Simpsons, South Park, The Dude, Milk & Cheese, The Brady Bunch and Tenacious D have taught me. Like the Handbook of the Recently Deceased says: "...Live people ignore the strange and unusual". I myself AM, strange and unusual.

My Interests

HOCKEY!!!

Les Canadiens de Montreal

Best Team Ever In Hockey. '76/'77 Canadiens. 60-8-12, 132 Points

The Big Lebowski
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Etc...

I'd like to meet:


Charlie Parker

Billie Holiday

Johnny Smith

Rita Hayworth

Bob Dylan

Audie Murphy

Don Cherry

Hanson Brothers

Movies:

Where to start...(deep breath) The Big Lebowski, Slap Shot, Hot Dog the Movie, Hud, Crazy People, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Fear and Loathing Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, Enchanted April, Valley of the Dolls, Midnight Cowboy, Gilda, Citizen Kane, Laura, Pal Joey, Patton, Diner, Goodfellas, They Live, Used Cars, Dick, Spirit of '76, About Last Night, Airplane, The Jerk, All About Eve, Young Einstein, South Park B.L.U., The World According to Garp, The Rachel Papers, Real Genius, Weird Science, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Bad News Bears, Revenge Of The Nerds, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Free Enterprise, Bird, The Bad News Bears, Miricle, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Snatch, The Jokers Wild, M*A*S*H*., Dances With Wolves, A Clockwork Orange, Driving Miss Daisy, West Side Story, A Patch of Blue, Blackboard Jungle, 10, Blazing Saddles, American Graffiti, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Up in Smoke, Saturday Night Fever, Planet of The Apes, Holy Grail, The Last Picture Show, Butterflies are Free, Ice Castles, The Best Years of Our Lives, Car Wash, Moon Over Miami, Skin Deep, American Splendor, 'Round Midnight, More to come....

Heroes:


The Dude

Milk & Cheese

Dougie Gilmour

Jables

Johnny Smith

Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman

Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

Frank Sinatra

Arturo "Thunder" Gatti

Timer

VERB, that's what's happening!