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Yayne-Abeba

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About Me

Yayne Abeba is a native San Franciscan. As a child you could find her dancing and singing her way around San Francisco with the San Francisco Children�s Opera.In 1995, she began studying with Jean Shelton at the Jean Shelton actor's lab. She was bitten by the comedy bug in 1999 at Tony Spark's Luggage Store."...It's like I have no control over it... whether it's an open mike, a showcase, or a soap box, I just want to be a part of it... I love making people laugh... I love to entertain..." Realizing that there was no cure, she accepted her fate. She has been touted as one of San Francisco's up and coming comedians.Her style as been described as fresh, innovative, cutting edge and just damn funny!!! She received rave reviews for her performance at the first Holy City Zoo production, "Zoology 101", in January of 2000. She has performed at the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show, Funny Girlz with Renee Hicks and Elvira Kurt. She took second place in the 2001 Russian River Comedy Competition. She is the winner of the (2002) Russian River Comedy Competition. She has also competed in the 27th and 28th Annual San Francisco International Comedy Competition. She competed in the 2002 Seattle Comedy Competition. In 2004 she was featured on NBC�s Last Comic Standing Season Two.She received rave reviews as Denny, The Elitist and Stacey Bitterberg in the premier of the Shelton Theater Production, �Indigo Don�t Vote�.2006 brings great things for Yayne Abeba. She will be working with a new production company on a new television pilot. In August she will be working with an African American Theater company to bring her one woman show to the stage.She has performed with David Allen Grier, Rickey Smiley, Dan Lewis, Kathleen Madigan, Rob Cantrell, Betsey Salkind, Renee Hicks, Elvira Kurt, Page Hurwitz, Johnny Steele, Brian Copeland, Arj Barker, Jim Short, Tony Camin, Will Durst, Al Madrigal just to name a few.You can find her bringing her unique and refreshing style of comedy to clubs and colleges all over the country.
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My Interests

Reading, writing, stand-up comedy, movies, fashion, checking out new restaurants, enjoying life and living it to the fullest!!!!

I'd like to meet:

your mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

House, hip hop, jazz, r&b, pretty much everything but industrial noise, gothic crap, and Tom Petty (I don't know why but he makes me cranky), Radiohead, Bjork, Method Man (just to name a few), Ludacris, Busta, Wu Tang, The Verve, Missy Elliot........

Movies:

Too many to name

Television:

Reno 911, Trigger Happy TV, The Daily show, MAD TV, NYPD Blue, West Wing, Comey Central Stand Up, Sex & The City, Sopranos...

Books:

A Tale of Two Cities, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Wind Up Bird Chronicle, Jitterbug Perfume, there are too many to name them all

Heroes:

Maya Angelou, My Grandmothers, Amiri Baraka, Jean Shelton, any one who is for peace and makes a positive difference in the world.

My Blog

Stand Up Comedy Fundraiser For Obama 2/27/08

Come help us support our favorite candidate with a night of comedy at the Holy Grail.This show features some of the hottest comics in the Bay Area.Jason ReslerMarga GomezRoss TurnerNato GreenYayne Abe...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

Check out this event: Stand Up comedy and bingo

Hosted By: Yayne AbebaWhen: Wednesday Feb 06, 2008 at 9:30 PMWhere: Holy Grail1233 Polk StSan Francisco, California|5 94123United StatesDescription:Yayne Abeba Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST

This Christmas Tigers will maul!!!

This Christmas I realized that anything is possible.I was at my Grandfather's house, getting ready to have a lovely dinner with my family. My Grandfather lives in the Richmond District of San Francisc...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST

Damn tree hugging hippies!!!!!

Last week I was on the bus on my way to the Punchline.Behind me was what I fondly refer to as a trustafarian. He had a Grateful Dead T Shirt, Birkenstocks, Hemp pants, a polar fleece, and one of those...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

I forgot to be thankful

Today I woke up, alive. After Thanksgiving, I was convinced that all of the food that I had consumed was going to kill me. By 8 pm, Thanksgiving night, I was so full that I thought to myself "if I don...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

I think I am over it!! No really I am!!

Last night I saw my crush. He was sitting at the bar where I used to work, alone, drinking a cocktail. He some how seemed shorter, he somehow seemed insecure, but he was still hot.   As I looked ...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

Is Paris all talk and no action?

This morning I learned that Paris wants to help the drunken elephants of the world. When I heard this I thought, "perfect!! Who better to help the alcoholic elephants that are so desperately in need o...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

I hate New York, no really I hate that bitch!! BTW who is Tila Tequila?!

I am addicted to one of the worst shows on television. Like watching a bad train wreck or a naked crack head flailing on a street corner, I can't turn away. What is it you ask? What could have me so a...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

Racism is the new black in Hollywood!!!

Newsflash, Dog the Bounty Hunter uses the word Nigger to refer to black people.I know I could not believe it either!! I mean who would think that some trailer trash, mullet wearing man, whose wife wei...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:57:00 PST

Cupid hates me and I think that I am a stalker

Oh, to have a crush. That butterfly feeling in your belly. The excitement of bumping into them. The minutes of awkward silence as you stare at each other with nothing to say. The fumbling of words and...
Posted by Yayne-Abeba on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST