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My nick name is SPANKY. About 8 years ago a friend emailed me he was going to spank me if I didn't join a group of friends on a trip. So in responce I wrote a poem and emailed it to him and it was sent around to the group. I had just finished reading a bed time story to a nephew "Green Eggs and Ham" and I was insipred by the amazing articulate and literary great Dr Seuss to write the poem, IE: You can spank me in a car, you can spank me in a bar. You can spank me here and there. You can spank me anywhere. As a joke, thus the nick name SPANKY.As a comic I play a variety of eclectic characters from my real life and then some. I am passionate about both comedy and cooking and if I could somehow do both on stage I would be in heaven. Only most Theatres and comedy clubs wont let me bring a kitchen on stage even though I could cook for you whatever and still do an hour of time for the audience, just give me a kitchen on stage.TO LEARN MORE VISIT MY WEBSITE WWW.STEPHANIEPAUL.NET

My Interests

Sports I follow: Triathlon, Formula One, MotoGP, Super Bike, Cycling, Rugby. I love Stand Up and Improv Comedy and anything or anybody that is in some way even remotely involved with it. I love cooking, entertaining, intelligent conversation. Good movies, Great wine, friends and family.

I'd like to meet:

VAGITARIANS and COCKNIVORES and people with good genital grooming habbits, not that I want to see all that, but it is nice to know that you care enough to remove the pube floss. Life is too short "You Can't Be Serious" and you shouldn't be hairy or have bad breath. I mean do you want to get laid? I love interesting intelligent people, or all those in favour of Stand Up, Improv and just plain fun and having a good laugh at anything. Life is too short to be too serious (did I say that already) and nothing is too hard that you can't move through it. You gotta find the funny side to everything especially the shitty stuff otherwise it sticks. I'm no hippy but I like to chill out on the stress factor and laughing helps. Laughter is like sex it relieves the tension in the room only after laughing there is no complications or stickyness or akward introductions. It is highly suggested that if you feel like a freak or think you might be a freak or have even smelt a little freakish or they have called you a freak, please think twice before you contact me if possible, thanks :o)

Music:

I like a large variety of music from heavy metal and euro dance to jazz and classical. I like my music the way I like my friends eclectic and spicy. Nothing like watching life heat up around you, and life is too short to be too serious.

Movies:

If it is written well, has good actors in it (they don't have to be famous just real and in the moment),good direction and a creative DP. I love all movies that tell a good story and take me on a journey out of my world for an hour or two. I don't care if I laugh or cry as long as I become emotionally attached at some point during the film. Making an awesome movie is a team effort from the entire crew and I appreciate all the aspects of a movie that makes it great. I also love short films that are well done.

Television:

TIVO

Books:

ANYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE

Heroes:

TIGGER