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Leon

Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny

About Me

I am the author behind several blogs, including Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at soundsfunny.blogspot.com as well as being the official voice (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) of the Republican National Committee Blogspot at republicannationalcommittee.blogspot.com and the highly informative Hollywood gossip blog injurer.blogspot.com. I have done a bunch of stuff like write the play "Son of a Gun" which played somewhere or other, wrote jokes for people like Earl Wilson and Stu Bykofsky (who? I hear you. Well, they were big in their day), and a few other things here and there (shout out to "Tales of a New Depression" which still airs on several cable stations.) I think I did a movie once but I never saw it and I forgot what they named it.
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My Interests

Humor, Republicans, and why Republicans (except Chris Buckley) lack humor.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, and Krishna so we can all get together and critique exactly what happened.

Music:

That guy next door who practices his tuba four hours a day.

Movies:

I forget the name of it, but remember the movie where the guy and the girl did that thing?

Television:

Note to my friend and neighbor Rupert: the longer you keep Fox News on the air, the more the junk piles up in my yard.

Books:

Danno. You know, Danno did a lot of books.

Heroes:

My hero is Tom, whose photograph is first on my friend's list. Sure, lots of people count Tom as a friend, but who other than me really regards Tom as a hero?

My Blog

Prostitutes, Gay Iranians, and Other Political News

The Chairman of Blackstone was paid a salary of $350.7 million last year.  The New York press has noted that, with that money, he could purchase the Yankees, Mets, Giants, and the Jets.  Thi...
Posted by Leon on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:39:00 PST

How That 72 Virgins Thing Works

Samuel Anta has recently realized that getting a yahoo email address at [email protected] has its drawbacks this time of year.A store is giving a discount is one says "merry Christmas." Will I still get...
Posted by Leon on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:07:00 PST

From CBS Repeat News: Franco is Dead

News writers are threatening to go on strike. Network executives are unfazed by these threats, stating they will instead air reruns of the news.I saw a father look down at his son and say "I see a bit...
Posted by Leon on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST

Then Where Do Baby Russians Come From?

Well, writers are on strike.  So, does that mean by posting anything I am becoming a scab to myself?  Because, frankly, if this blog goes to DVD, forget it, I am not paying myself anything.&...
Posted by Leon on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

Vomit, Clowns, and Other Childhood Joys

Yesterday was a bad day.  A colleague was followed around by the press wanting information on a criminal probe.  Today, the press was following me, but they accidentally thought I was someon...
Posted by Leon on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

Maybe Yellow Submarines Can Protect Our Borders

The good news is: this is not a spam bulletin offering you free ringtones, breast enhancement, or a home mortgage.  Which makes me think  America is full of homeless people insecure with the...
Posted by Leon on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

Why It Is Good to Die on Stage

Well, if I am supposed to start a diary& There were a couple of comical moments in my most recent day.  I was arguing a point through email when someone wrote back something very insulting. ...
Posted by Leon on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST

Who is Your Fourth Favorite Monty Python?

I saw Michael Palin yesterday.  His book of snippets from his diary comes out soon.  I don't keep a diary.  I guess this blog was supposed to be a diary, but I never observe anythi...
Posted by Leon on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Put a Bra in a Swiss Bank Account?

How drunk do you have to be to think this is a good idea? I saw a guy who got a tattooof a bra onto his body.  Yeah, he'll go through life just fine with that.   A Norwegian politician res...
Posted by Leon on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Proof Einstein Didnt Watch TV as a Child

The toy industry states that it is recalling all the toys recently found to contain health and safety hazards. The industry promises that the toys will be gathered and disposed of properly: for resell...
Posted by Leon on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST