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Sparky Schneider

Clown Prince of the Undead

About Me

*I am currently coaching comedians. E-mail me here or at [email protected] for availability and prices. Let me help you polish up your act, fine tune your lines and help you become a star! Whether you're just starting out or have been out there for years, I can help! E -mail me

My Interests

*I am currently giving coaching lessons to comedians. E-mail me here or at [email protected] for availability and prices. Let me help you polish up your act, fine tune your lines and help you become a star!

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My Blog

Fetivus for the rest of us

I did a show last night in Hoboken. It was Danny Aielo's Comedy Lives.[Yes the diner owner from "Do the Right Thing"] Thanks Marty.  I got introduced as Spanky and I did my comedy and I see Danny...
Posted by Sparky Schneider on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

Poetry

Noviembre 11, 2004 Robert Pinsky Samurai Song When I had no roof I madeAudacity my roof. When I hadNo supper my eyes dined. When I had no eyes I listened.When I had no ears I thought.When I had no tho...
Posted by Sparky Schneider on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

retirement

The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which i...
Posted by Sparky Schneider on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST