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Tony Moschetto

Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel...feel my heat.

About Me

Hi, my name is Tony Moschetto and I'm an established stand-up comedian from Salisbury Beach, Massachusetts. Hopefully, I'll be the biggest thing to come out of Salisbury since this kid I went to high school with made it to the NHL. Thanks for taking the time to peruse my profile. I hope you enjoy it.

My Interests

Here are a few of my favorite things-pork chops, spaghetti, Christmas, Halloween, Led Zeppelin, Maynard Ferguson, movies, books, winning at tennis, giant pumpkins, cheese sticks, goldfish crackers, hockey, horses and Dunkin Donuts.

I'd like to meet:

All of you beautiful people who have a great passion for life, who are up for fun conversation, who are interested in the basic exchange of ideas, philosophies and who finds living at home with one's mother to be charming. Those people plus David Lynch, Frank Booth, Maynard Ferguson, John McEnroe, Bjorn Borg, Bobby Orr, Paris Hilton and Fergie.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Maynard Ferguson and 80's New Wave/Retro. Everything else sucks!

Movies:

Blue Velvet,Raiders of The Lost Ark, Repo-Man, Gremlins, Fletch and Sunset Boulevard.

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Simpsons, South Park and Beavis and Butthead.

Heroes:

There are no heros.

My Blog

Life is a battle

I just realized that life is one giant battle. I don't know if I'm winning but I'm trying to. Love is also a battle. Pat Benatar said it in her top 40 hit, "Love is A Battle Field" I think she's a tee...
Posted by Tony Moschetto on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

I haven't showered in 2 days!! And I don't care!!

I haven't showered in two days and I don't really care. The last time I entered the shower was on Saturday afternoon around 3:27pm, or so. I played hockey on Sunday morning and didn't shower when I go...
Posted by Tony Moschetto on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

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Uggggh!! That's all I can say after tonight. Some of you know what I'm talking about.
Posted by Tony Moschetto on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

Hot and Muggy

Hot and muggy. The sweat is building underneath my man breasts. I just got up. I am in my underwear. Need coffee. There goes another bead of sweat running from my man boobs. I'm going to have man boob...
Posted by Tony Moschetto on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST