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The O'Debra Twins

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About Me

“Two of the smartest, most perverse gals in the city… They deserve more attention than most of this city’s conventional comedians.” – NY Press

“Belly-laugh funny!” – NY Sun

“Goofy and wonderfully funny!” – Next Magazine

Diane Destiny O’Debra and Tanya Tammy Tina Tiny Dancer Hyphen O’Debra are asthmatic Irish twins who were born out of cabbages in a McDonald’s bathroom in Dublin. They have no blood or guts. They are instead filled with confetti. Part Cocker Spaniel, The O’Debra Twins both hold Associate Degrees from the Rosie Perez School of Braiding.The O’Debra Twins are sick and have a myriad of personalities that emerge from their confused and shameless little bodies. They smell like Sybil. Among the personalities who climb out of these silly young ladies are wackos like Anna Nicole Smith and Big Mac; Sharon Stone and Jaimie Kuss, Retards; The Eileens; The O’Debra Twins’ aunts, Gail Murray and Doris Boyle of the Bargain Hunters; their archenemies Artfart and Duchess Lichtenslopp of the evil European art collective, Eurotrash; Sage and Lady Issbia of the Maidens of Freya of the Twelfth Order; Red and Skeeter Nutley, who are Pregnant White Trash; 70’s TV spies, Jean and Linda; and too many more to list.

Everyone loves The O’Debra Twins. And you should, too.

My Interests

Doin What Comes Natural

You know what I like to do?

What?

I like to prank call myself and hurt my own feelings.

Oh, well, do you know what I like to do?

What?

I like to rip out my teeth and sew them to my vagina and eat things with my new mouth.

I'd like to meet:

The Coreys

Heroes:

Bette Midler, Bea Arthur, Patrick Swayze...

My Blog

The O'Debbies are Coming!

SHOW & TELL, The O'Debra Twins' wet and wild open mic, is turning 4!!!  The O'Debra Twins celebrate this momentous occasion by presenting the 3nd Annual O'Debbie Awards Ceremony!  On Mon...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

O'Debbies in the Village Voice!

Yay! We're in the "Best Of 2006" issue! Best Place to Be an Artstar or Just dress Like One
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

Maidens of Freya Medieval Puppet Show

Puppetry of the Pegasus LADY OHPELIA ST MENSTRUAL MOON Oh, Sir Paul Reisers Dad, spread thy seed all over my face and neck. SIR PAUL REISERS DAD Oh, Lady Ophelia St Menstrual Moon, Methinks ...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST

"Show and Tell" wriring contest winners .2

Here are some more past "Show and Tell" writing contest winners: Contest:  What surgery should we have done next?  (The Awfully Awful) Winner:  Have the victims of hurricane Katrina silenced. (Bre...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:35:00 PST

"Show and Tell" writing contest winners

As most of you know, every week at "Show and Tell" (mondays at The Bowery Poetry Club at 10pm) we have an audience participation writing contest where we ask the audience a question and then we read t...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST

What Did You Do To That Baby?

What did you do to that baby? I got the baby a job as a florist because its a fucking faggot baby. I painted it black and sold it to Angelina Jolie. I gave the baby chemotherapy so that I cou...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:35:00 PST

The Eileens

There once was a pair of Eileens Who couldn't eat to many beans All night they would fart With their buttcheeks apart Which caused them to ruin their jeans A guy walks into a bar. So I fucked ...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:50:00 PST

Pull Down You Panties, Debra

Pull Down Your Panties, Debra Starring Mustard and Debra MUSTARD: Pull down your panties, Debra. DEBRA: But youre so old and I am so young and beautiful. MUSTARD: Its not your fault you...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:41:00 PST

Goin' Bonkers

Goin Bonkers Starring Guacamole and Sheila GUACAMOLE: You know youre gonna die, right? SHEILA: Yeah.
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 09:10:00 PST

Porchside Doom

Porchside Doom A poem by Tanya Tammy Tina Tina Dancer Hyphen ODebra and Diane Destiny ODebra Desperation wanders through my back screen door Icy cold reflections of something lost Somethin...
Posted by The O'Debra Twins on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:36:00 PST