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About Me

All you need to know about me is that I am a real cool person until someone starts bringing up bullshit and trying to act as if I would never notice . . . BIG mistake . . . . . . unless I'm in L.A. . . then it is totally acceptable.Honestly though, if you really want to get to know the real me than read my blogs! And come see me perform!src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random .swf?u=103840660" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426" height="320" wmode="transparent"

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My Interests

Let us go down the list shall we . . .Favorite Colors: Blue and Lavender;Things I like to do for fun: Roller Blading, Surfing, Hiking, swimming, doing earth drugs, watching and critiquing film, painting, reading good non-fiction and novels, FAKE meditating, photography, parking at a beach in Malibu at twelve in the morning so I can eat Taco Bell and cry, skiing, sitting by a warm fire, making cookies, reading auras, sleeping till three in the afternoon, having prophetic dreams about this world "ending" . . .

I'd like to meet:

OH yeah . . . already met him . . . ha ha ha

Music:

I love listening to most rap. I love r&b and classic soul, 70's, classic rock, disco, 80's . . . some of my favorite artists are, Madonna, Steely Dan, Donald Fagen,Joe Jackson, Bruce Hornsby, Heart, I am really starting to listen to more heavy stuff . . . yeah - that's right, I'm a major bad ass. I really like this band, Zero Seven . . . I like Poe, Goldfrapp, Jamerique, Peter Gabriel, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu . . .wow I finally spelled her name right on my own . . .I Love jazz. Hanging out and listening live jazz is great. Also, my favorite station on the radio is this smooth jazz station: KKSF 103.7, The Wave: 94.7 - I love you!I like most everything just as long as its not Britney Spears or any sappy 15 yearold bullshit. That is . . . unless it is 80's sappy 15 year old bullshit. Then it is completely different.

Movies:

I love film. My favorites are:The Jerk, Shop Girl, The Lonely Guy, LA Story; basically any Steve Martin movie,i heart huckabees; Amadeus; Stealing Home; Sideways; Waiting For Guffman; Being John Malkovich; Three Strikes; What the Bleep Do We KNow?; This is My Life; Under the Tuscan Sun; Two Can Play at this Game The Big Lebowski Teen Witch (A classic must-see!); My Super Ex Girlfriend (Only the part I'm in); Samantha Smiles; Santa Clause the Movie; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; This Boy's Life; In Her Shoes; THe Betty Broderich Story; Co-Ed Call Girl; And more . .. . Oh and how could I forget Showgirls!; I love Peggy Sue Got Married; I love Shirly Temple movies; American Psycho, The Little Mermaid . . .

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm is Genius, South Park, The Simpsons, Sunset Tan, Intervention!!! Entourage, Tell Me You Love Me, Tv Movies about binging and throwing up, E! News, E! True Hollywood Story: Kristy McNichol, Sex and the City: for all its rediculousness, Comedy Central Presents: Carmel . . . Rosanne, Married With Children . . . and much more . . .

Books:

Anything on and by F. Scott Fitzgerald The War of Art - Steve Pressfield The Unfolding Self - Ralph Metzner The Voice of the Earth - Theodore Roszak Women Who Run With the Wolves - Clarissa Pinkola Estes The Prince of Tides - Pat Conroy American Psycho - Brett Easton Ellis The Art and Zen of Stand-Up Comedy - Jay Sankey Comic Insights - Franklyn Ajaye The Prophet - Kahlil Gibran

Heroes:

My heroes are the inner voices in my head who have manifested into actual people, good and bad, and have helped me to be a more courageous and stronger person each and every day.My heroes are also the people who read my blogs and who I connect with in the audience. People laughing besides my family are definitely up there with heroes

My Blog

Verification Code

Alright, I don't know who came up with the "verfication code" but I find it very annoying. Is it trying to keep out the illiterate? And how about the blind people of My Space? Well . . . besides that,...
Posted by Carmel on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:11:00 PST

Looking Back Briefly on 2007

The Year 2007 was quite interesting, definitely a hell of a lot of endings . . . I don’t want to depress anyone with the details but lets just say that by New Years Eve I just curled up into my ...
Posted by Carmel on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

DoesNotAcceptFriendRequests Comedians.

NOW I'm getting pissed. People are actually rejecting comedians. When I tried to request at least a few people earlier it responded autimatically with:" " " DoesNotAcceptFriendRequests Comedians". It...
Posted by Carmel on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:37:00 PST

I Think Tom Has a Crush On Me

Just seconds ago, a fellow insomniac or coke head - give or take - it's L.A we're talking about - just requested to be my friend . . . yet he was one of my very first friends . . . Did I erase him a w...
Posted by Carmel on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:42:00 PST

I Need 500 hundred Friends by January 1st

Yeah . . . so if you know about seven people then send them my way;)
Posted by Carmel on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

Burning Down The House

Some of you may be wondering why I have a picture of a fire going for my profile shot instead of the usual and blissful headshot of myself that you all are used to seeing. "Why the fire?" Some of my s...
Posted by Carmel on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:08:00 PST

Friends? . . . .Not So much

I just thought that I would let all of you know that I don't exactly consider all of you my friends. There's like 450 of you guy's. Don't get me wrong, I would love to get to know all of you on an ind...
Posted by Carmel on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

Fuck IT, I'm 27

So I guess I might as well be real about my age. I am just sick of deceiving everyone. Look . . . I am not 15. No, really, I am not 15 years old . . .no I'm not even 17 . . . .. . a little bit older ...
Posted by Carmel on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

It's the Year of the Pig

So a lot seems to be happening lately. I just heard Richard Jeni shot himself on Saturday - which is a day of endings . . . I've never wanted to shoot myself. Although there have been times where I'm ...
Posted by Carmel on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

Again, Happy 2007, Only Five Years Left Till the End of the World!:)

Hi Everyone,Hope all of you are having a great year so far. I am still recovering from all the champagne I drank on top of recovering from spending THIRTEEN days in Alabama with my PARENTS. Not to men...
Posted by Carmel on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST