The Model G

I'ma juz be real cuz thas how I do, you up on my page so lemme holla at you. You ever met somebody dat just always got somethin' to say and it’s neva good? That junk get me pissed off, every lil' thing that come out they mouth gotta be puttin' somebody down. "Ooo, look at her shoes!?!" "What is he wearin'?!?" "Both of'em stupid!" Sometimes you juz wanna be like, "Shut yo azz up!!!" Too many people now-a-days swear up 'n' down like they just the shit, like they ain't got no kinda faults and everybody else is just messed up. Mosta da people dat always got somethin' bad tah say about somebody else are da main ones that are livin' bullshit lives. Before I forget, guess what? I made up yet anotha phrase, "Females Should Be Treated Like Queens, Not Slaves." What you think?...You agree or what? I mean I comprehend why a lotta guys tryna pimp or tryna play, I juz don't understand how somebody can go and disrespect a Queen (female) by not bein' 100% faithful…that juz ain't coo ya feel me? Oh, and anotha thang, we have definitely gotta work on da hygiene of today's generation. Man, the otha day I went to da store and it was some dudes that juz thought they was too coo. But I walked past'em and my nose hairs got burned right the fuck off! They was straight smellin' like rugburn and pig feet, I mean come on yaw, it ain't that hard to wash ya body and scrub ya azz. Even worse, I be hearin' niggaz talk about some a dey girl's pussy like it's fish gills or somethin' man. I say if everyone just take at least 1 shower a day, this world wouldn't be gettin' polluted as quickly as it is. Everytime I turn around, it's somethin' on da news about the air bein' fucked up. I'll tell you why, it's cuzza 3 things, bad breath, crusty toes, and stank ass hoes. Brush yo teeth and mouthwash fa heaven's sake, sometimes people wonder why everybody be givin'em funky-azz looks...it's cuz ya breath smell like ya own shit thas why! People think at first it's cuzza dey looks (thinkin’ everybody thinkin' they’re ugly), but when ya breath smell like booboo 'n' chitlins, trust me, thas anotha legitimate reason in place that you should take into consideration. Thas why man made Colgate and Listerine, use it! Ladies, it's fine 'n' dandy to wear flip flops or sandals on ya feet, I actually encourage that cuz it's lettin' ya feet breath ya feel me? But ladies listen up closely, I don’t encourage you to let ya feet all out in da open if you puttin' everybody around you in danger by throwin' up all kinda gang signs wit ya toes (especially in da CPT, LBC, Watts, you get shot fa throwin’ up gangs signs round here). Boiled corns 'n' cooked bunions, not sexy, point blank; and some females wonder why dey man ain't so quick tah kiss or lick dey feet. Just cuz you got yo feet done don’t mean they cute!!! So don't be so quick tah get conceited about'em. Guys, I understand we may play sports and have jobs that may require a lotta foot movement causin' the feet to become moist or even sweat, but that's why there's Johnson's Baby Powder and Lotrimin. Use baby powder to prevent yo feet from gettin' sweaty all up in yo shoe and use Lotrimin to make athlete's foot go away...it's really not that difficult. Don't be walkin' round wit athlete's foot and havin' yo feet lookin' like werewolf knuckles, dawg take care a dat mess. Last but not least, the hoes. I'm only talkin' to da peeps out there that don' had sex wit so many different people you can't even remember the amount you don' been wit. Thas right, yo stuff start stankin' after too much activity wit a plethora a folk. Fellaz, use the Axe Body Wash especially in the middle area and ladies use that Summer's Eve Feminine Wash like there's no tomorrow! Cuz everybody know the place that'll stink up the quickest and the most besides ya underarms is ya middle area for both males and females. I'm juz doin' what I always do and keep it real. What some may be afraid to say, I'll say it cuz life is too short to be bullshittin' and wastin' not keepin' it truthful ya dig? Nuff said fa now, I'm out...1!