Hi, my name is Wic, and I'm well...a big chicken. No, I'm not afraid of everything (okay, well, maybe a few things, like, bullies and gym class), but I am literally a big chicken. Well. Not THAT big, I'm still not big enough to ride the teacups at Six Flags Great Adventure, but I'm getting there!
I love Enya, soy, and incense! For some reason, whenever I burn NagChampa, though, my uncle Chupacabra asks me if I have "the munchies"...maybe it smells like snack food to him or something. Hmmm.
Anyhow, I'm a freshman at the Tom Cruise School of Orthodox Scientology in Shady Maple, New Jersey. My favorite class is art because I get paint pictures of my best friend in the whole world, Penny (you might know her as the Pagan Penguin.) I keep trying to talk to her into getting a MySpace account, especially since she talked me into doing karaoke last week, but she's just too stubborn!
I love hanging out with my pop, he's the famous New Jersey Devil! Pretty cool, huh? I actually just started working with him at his tomato stand on the side of the Garden State Parkway, it's called "Jersey Fresh" - you should stop by, we're having a sale on beefsteak tomatoes this week!
My mom is pretty cool, too, you might know her as The Great Sphinx of Egypt, but she's just "Mom" to me! I love helping her clean up around the house and cook up dinner. She makes a mean Vegan Tofu Parmesan!
I'm really not sure what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I just want to make my dad proud and follow in his footsteps...he's so awesome, I want to be just like him! Maybe some day they'll call me the New Jersey Chicken! Who knows?!
I guess that's it for now....stay tuned, apparently some crazy lady is making a TV show about me, and even a web comic...and, wait, what? T-shirts? I think she's stalking me on MySpace. Check her out... here , she's kinda cool but, um..how do I put this nicely...totally freaking nuts. I mean, I like her as a friend and all, but our relationship will never work...we're not even the same SPECIES. Think of the mutant children...no good can come of this.
NEWS! I was just a speaker at the Ottawa Interational Film Festival Television Animation Conference. And boy, it was scary...I almost "chickened out!" Click HERE for more OIAF info!
Oh, yah, and here is the full script for a potential "Jersey Fresh" episode. Hmm, who do you think they'll get to play me on tv? I'm thinking either Sylvester Stallone, but I'll settle for maybe Marlon Brando. We'll see!
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