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Biker Chicks

Buk, buk, buk-aw!

About Me

We are hard ridin', hard peckin' chicks. The MySpace age police have ordered us to tell our real ages. Since there are two of us we added our years together. But we came out of different eggs so one of us is older than the other. Can you guess? We are actually 43 & 44!

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My Interests

We can cluck, we can prance We can do the chicken danceWe can zoom, we can pass We can beat your $&#;@%^* ass

I'd like to meet:

Foghorn Leghorn, The San Diego Chicken, The Rhode Island Red, Henny Penny

Music:

http://album.lyricsfreak.com/l/lisa+stansfield/swingsoundtra ck_20006439.htmlhttp://www.geocities.com/chicken_stuffca/

Movies:

Chicken Run; Chicken Little; The Ghost & Mr. Chicken; The Muppet Movie (really stars Camilla the Chicken)

Television:

Cow & Chicken; Animaniacs - starring Boo: A Chicken for the People; Superchicken

Books:

Extra Extraordinary Chickens by Stephen Green-Armytage; Philadelphia Chickens by Sandra Boynton; Kick Start: Cosmic Biker Babe's Guide To Life And Changing the Planet by Carol Setters; Chicks on Wheels by Ima Feather

Heroes:

The Little Red Hen - she did it all herself! Thelma and Louise (http://www.barboomba.com/) The chicken who crossed the road (http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/)

My Blog

A fishy story...aka BikerChick joke.

It's been a long time since we heard a good joke, but thanks to Chicken Boy we got inspired, so here goes.... One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fl...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:23:00 PST

Get yer motor runnin ....head out on the highway....

Buk-AW!!! We are getting ready to ride down to Daytona for Bike Week, yee hah!We'll be riding by ourselves and with some friends....We expect to do some heavy drinking and partying...and we'll be goin...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:00:00 PST

We were tagged by Uncle T ~:>

Ok, we'll play the game....  Here are the rules. Each player starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their own ten...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:35:00 PST

Three chicken jokes - 2 clean and 1 dirty

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says, "That's OK, I just want a drink."   This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. ...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:42:00 PST

Takin’ a spin on our Harley

 
Posted by Biker Chicks on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

A new biker chick joke

Flea Rides There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona.  The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there.  The second f...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

On the road again

Buk-AW!  We are on the road with the Nuggets.  We rode up from our place in Chicken Ridge, Iowa  all the way to Massachusetts to pick em up.  We didn't know it was their birthday u...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

A new Biker Chick joke

    This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer and he picks out the perfect bike. While getting ...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

All we want to do is have some fun....

Yo friends and famiy, After several days lying low at F'ckin Chicken's place, we snuck across the border into Canada.  We are SAFE for the time being.  So we decided to go and have some fun....
Posted by Biker Chicks on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:01:00 PST

We got tagged....

We've been Tagged?!? The SEXY rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself . At the end, you choose 15 people you know an...
Posted by Biker Chicks on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST