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Crazy Chicken

About Me

Dude, i'm a chicken. a HUGE ASS chicken. When i peck, people listen. what more do you need to know?
I tell it like it is. Sometimes the truth hurts. but you can't change or grow unless you face the truth. Live with the pain. Look at me: it was hard to accept i'm a huge bird. you see me crying? no. i grabbed my feathers, threw on some clothes and went to live in the human world. Now, i kick ass and am a multi-bazillionaire that plays baseball.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks. Ha. get it?
I'm a bird people, i'm friendly to everyone. but i suppose that's all relative. therefore YOU should want to meet ME. get on it.

My Blog

It's a new year

SO, it's 2007. i can tell this will be the best year yet to be a crazy chicken. I went and got my feathers fluffed, beak polished, talons sharpened. damn, i look HOT. look out chickenettes. here i com...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:44:00 GMT

I'm deleted!

Two 'friends' deleted me and it made me sad. Cluck cluck hoo :(
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:45:00 GMT

Is it wrong to be such a hot chicken?

I often wonder if it's wrong to be as hot as me. I have totally hot yellow feathers. perfect plumes that lay perfect every time - WITHOUT the help of product. my blue mohawk, it gets the ladies revved...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:27:00 GMT

One of my friends.....

tried to set me up with Ms Piggy. i was like "DUDE! I'm a chicken! not a pig! besides, Ms Piggy is SOOO old!" Seriously, hook me up with a hot chick like that one honey from Chicken Run. That's what i...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:26:00 GMT