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Chicken

i'm chicken & world domination is my game

About Me



i am chicken. you will worship me one day. because i am chicken and you must love chicken. oh yes, yes you must...

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My Interests


pizza, shiney objects, scratching in the yard, chillin' with the turtles, visiting lesbians, screaming at cabnets, hanging around with the cats, corrupting my minions, eating, pecking at the floor aimlessly, moonwalking, bell bottoms, 60's anything, fuzzy stuff, & grass.
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Music:

cibo matto, nature sounds, cake...

Movies:

attack of the killer tomatoes

Heroes:

Llamas

My Blog

crickets

I DEMAND CRICKETS!!! ...lightly sprinkled with a nice vitamin powder and some top roman seasoning... if this demand is not met... you shall face my RATH!
Posted by Chicken on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

Control

Humans are a silly creature. They do not believe in themselves, instead they believe in forces they do not understand. The petty human concept of religion in particular. Soon I will control all the ma...
Posted by Chicken on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

Constipation

Oh Shit... A week ago I felt compelled to stay in my nest. Thinking yet another egg was on the way, i patiently waited. nothing. a day went by... another... another... fuck... soon a week had gone by ...
Posted by Chicken on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

My First Egg

today was a glorious day. i laid my first egg. thus becoming a woman. now present me with wonderful gifts and words of encouragement. for soon i shall rule the world. and all of yee that do not presen...
Posted by Chicken on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:35:00 PST

Posers & Domination

I've noticed a lot of poser action going on lately... these random... dare i say "chickens" pretending to be what they are, but all they are are costumes or stuffed things. None of them are real, none...
Posted by Chicken on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:36:00 PST

human apes

I think some Human Apes are having a hard time comprehending that a mere Chicken want's world domination. My intentions are simple though, just world domination. That is all, nothing more, of course n...
Posted by Chicken on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST

the releasing of the doves

i set forth my plan of room domintion today... with clever ease i slipped the latch of the dove's prison and released them into the room! then i stood watch as the worshipped me for being a god. my mi...
Posted by Chicken on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST