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Mary, Mother of God

Dont fuck with the mother of your Lord, dumbass

About Me

All generations will call me blessed... blessed??! EVERY TIME SOME ASSHOLE SNEEZES!! Get OVER it already..and really, what control do we have over our children anyway? You raise them to the best of your abilities and then let em'go..fend for themselves.. You may know my son, he's kind of a big deal, I'm not calling in any favors for ya'll till you tell me WHY I SHOULD.. I accept Visa, Mastercard, and Amex bitches.... HOLLA!!

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My Interests

making statues of me bleed from the eyes, passing out the stigmata like Halloween candy, insisting they make it the 'Holy Clover' ipo the 'Holy Trinity'..what about the women? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!! and c'mon now..look at your lunch BEFORE you eat it...

I'd like to meet:

A walking, talking, 40oz of St.Ides Malt Beverage otherwise... I already know all of you... be good, Jesus is coming! its gonna be hot in hell bitch!

Music:

I dig the shit outta the hymns and stuff...but I'm also a huge fan of Kanye, ..Jesus Walks my niggas! Holla at cher girl yo!

Movies:


.. You scored as Lust. What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body. Why you do it: Oh, please. Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses. Associated symbols & suchlike: Lust is linked with the cow and the color blue.

Lust


100%

Pride


100%

Wrath


80%

Greed


70%

Envy


50%

Sloth


40%

Gluttony


0%
7 Deadly Sins
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Television:

dont dual with me...God is my breast friend!

Books:

its REAL gooooood too!! theres no rest, but theres peace Jesus and Dimebag are jammin right now

Heroes:

I can be your hero...I'll BE YOUR HERO ya'll heard that? I can totally call in favors, but no one really asks anymore i've evolved with the times, but its like no one cares about me..its all about Magdelene...she's all over Da Vinci Code and who am I?? oh no one! just our Saviors MOTHER!! fuck you..dont patronize me! rot you maggots, ..ah, i'm just kidding..c'mere ; )

My Blog

six things you should know about me

1. I am egocentric 2. I am allergic to nuts 3. I like metal/hardcore AND hiphop..fuck yourself! 4. I hate bread, its SOOOOOOO overrated 5. I dont play second fiddle to any other chick....if you're su...
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:13:00 PST

music is my blood, and i love beer too

My dear children.... I find that most of life's lessons are learned with a soundtrack..Think of all the shit thats gone on in your life and a song will run through your head, will it not? I think of t...
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:25:00 PST

HIATUS....

I think it's time for a mini vacation for MMOG... i'm sick of hearing prayers and people needing shit from me all the time and I'm going to take a little vacation...  I'm going to fucking reeeeee...
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:48:00 PST

wisdom and wit, found in lyrics...

If its lovin that you want...you should make me your girl.... If its lovin that you need..you should come share my world.....  If its lovin that you want...you should take a walk with me.... If ...
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST

I love sandwiches

Somebody left this picture on my site, made me wanna smoke...  So, now I've got the munchies! FUCKIN'A'DUDE!  
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 06:00:00 PST

My immaculate -chu right!- conception

Well, yeah, it DOES suck to be known as the woman who never had sex. VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN... that's all I ever hear..Meanwhile, my son can go out and get married to that damn Magdelene tart.  ARG...
Posted by Mary, Mother of God on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:58:00 PST