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Mary Magdalene

That's Mrs. Jesus Christ to you.

About Me

So yeah I'm the wife of the Savior.... it's a tough job but someone has to do it. Yes, ladies he is just like every other man... leaves his shit on the floor, doesn't pick up anything, never takes out the trash when I ask... it doesn't make a difference how holy they are..... The only difference is how they are in bed, The King of Kings - certainly deserves his name, if you know what I mean ;)
What else is there to tell you about me... hmmm I had to have seven demons exorcised from my body once. People think it was because I was whoring myself before I met Jesus, I don't think that was it but I'll let you draw your own conclusions, if you haven't already. In a nutshell this comic sums me up pretty well....

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My Interests

My Man - The King of Kings, annoying my mother-in-law, traveling - I like the sand and sun... Jesus thinks we should save lepers and shit... WTF?? Im not going near those nasty ass people - YUCK! umm what else... sky diving, going to concerts - I love going to concerts like Celine (blows goats) Dion and shutting off all the electricity in the building so she can't sing... it is HYSTARICAL!! People freak out... and I just laugh my ass off.

MMOG and I like to get together, get wasted and pull pranks on people or take road trips. As much as I say I dislike her I really dig her wicked. Besides she likes to bitch about her husband as much as I do.

**Sidebar** Men are men, no ladies just becuase they are holier than thou - doesn't mean they don't act just like all the rest.

I'd like to meet:

People that believe my side of the story..... and anyone I can par-tay with. I LOVE MEN with forearm tattoos, well actually tattoos in general, so Id like to meet as many as I can ;)
The dude below for giving Jesus a heads up:
The person that came up with this... so I can ask them where mine is:

Music:

YEP I love the WEATHER GIRLS... They wrote "It's raining men" for me, I believe. I also adore Metal & Harder music - who would guess???

Television:

oohh I love Sex and the City, that Samantha Jones reminds me of me back in the day.

Books:

Well I really enjoy the book that I wrote... go and get yourself a copy.

Seven Deadly Sins-o-meter:

.. You scored as Lust.

Greed


100%

Lust


100%

Pride


100%

Wrath


94%

Sloth


50%

Envy


44%

Gluttony


31%
Seven deadly sins
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Sex-Style-o-Meter:

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Exciting


100%

Hot


100%

Violent


100%

Soft


75%

Wet


50%

Sweet


25%

Awkward


0%

Shy


0%
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