I'd like to meet:
Mein fast would like to make friends with you.Your fast. And my long lost twin Hans. Hans, if you read this please contact me.
Remember how we used to race toboggans? Come home. Papa is sorry.
I dont want to meet:
Xzibit
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Ask Helga
Ryan: Helga, why don't you put up some more revealing pictures of yourself?
Helga: Like the GTI subtlety is the key.
Ryan: Helga, can you un-pimp my myspace page?
Helga: On the information super-highway your myspace page
is a 1980 P.O.S. doing 40 in the left lane mit its blinker on.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
Tom: Helga, do you have a website?
Helga: This is a website. But if you want to see more of me, check out VWfeatures.com.
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Mein Travels
I love the color.
In Venice they have canals instead
if roads. It is a terrible place.
The germans make better cars,
and better roads: No speed limits.
This is not German Engineering.
AC/DC, Autobahn,
Wojahn Brothers, Ramstein.
Movies The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Armegeddon, My Best Friend.
Books Anything by Nietzsche, Kinski uncut
Heroes Myself
Cool Sites VWfeatures.com , VWvortex.com
Helga's Details
Status: Single
Hometown: Wolfsburg, Germany
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke Drink: No / No
The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Armegeddon, My Best Friend.
Books Anything by Nietzsche, Kinski uncut
Heroes Myself
Cool Sites VWfeatures.com , VWvortex.com
Helga's Details
Status: Single
Hometown: Wolfsburg, Germany
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke Drink: No / No
Helga's Blurbs
About Me:
MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/MissHelga
Helga's Interests
Music AC/DC, Autobahn,
Wojahn Brothers, Ramstein.
Movies The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Armegeddon, My Best Friend.
Books Anything by Nietzsche, Kinski uncut
Heroes Myself
Cool Sites VWfeatures.com , VWvortex.com
Helga's Details
Status: Single
Hometown: Wolfsburg, Germany
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke Drink: No / No
Myself
Cool Sites VWfeatures.com , VWvortex.com
Helga's Details
Status: Single
Hometown: Wolfsburg, Germany
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke Drink: No / No