Dick the Dopehead Duck

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dick the Duck
Birthday: Was not born, I hatched, Biatch!
Birthplace: A lake
Current Location: The Swamp
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: White
Height: 12 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right winged
Your Heritage: Ask Darwin
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flippers
Your Weakness: Bread
Your Fears: Large animals with sharp teeth
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Poop on President Bush
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Man, I want to go back to sleep."
Your Best Physical Feature: Clean tight feathers
Your Bedtime: Dusk
Your Most Missed Memory: My old flock
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: I hate flying into them!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes- Everyday out of the lake.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes- Everyday out in the lake.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes- a campers bag of nacho cheese doritos.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A swan
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6ft
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Professional
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 300
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hundreds

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