IHOP

I am a self-centered entity that absorbs the population of Murfreesboro into a coffee and pancake oriented stupor...Do not make me angry or I will call the police, kick you out, and maybe give you a free meal in the process...and I will rape you on the prices, mmm $5 for a grilled cheese sandwhich and an order of fries...Go Me! And look out, if you are named Jaki I might just give you food poisoning...