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squirrel pimp

Bust a nut!

About Me

I was born July 3, 1985 in one of the large oak trees by the Longview library and Monticello Hotel. There I lived for many happy months with my seven brothers and two sisters until I was ready to strike out on my own. Unfortunatly soon after I left three of my brothers were run over and killed, and one of my sisters got drunk and fell in the slough. My uncle Morty had a tragic accident trying to get high off mill fumes and my mom became a tweaker. So now I am left to try to restore my family honor. I am a nut harvesting specialist and have been all over the world teaching my nut gathering skills. I am back in Longview now, back to my roots, and looking for a good time.

This one time at the Monticello...

Squirrels Song
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My Interests

Nut harvesting, maintaining my tail, cleaning my pouches, car dodging, tree climbing, clubbing.

I'd like to meet:

Some hot ladies, preferably on the portly side. Or any fluffy cats willing to experiment. No biting, rawher!

Music:


Told you I was the man!!

Television:

I dated her once. She was one crazy bitch!!

Books:


ME & MY POSSE AFTER A FEW ROUNDS ONCE....

Heroes:

This is my dad back in Nam.

my mom rolling a fatty.

God I love nuts!

My Blog

EFING CHIPMUNKS

Okay so I am having a good birthday right? I'm all chillin at the libary, I'm all drunk, trying to mac one some hotties, ran out in front of a few cars, smoked some weed with my mom, gave my dad his "...
Posted by squirrel pimp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST