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Cracky da 'Coon

"Cracky's in da house, yo!

About Me

Yo, wot up? I'm Cracky da 'Coon. I live in da woodz behind ur house... east side representin'!! I be a bad azz riggah (datz a cross between a niggah, whiggah, and a raccoon, understand dat??).
Fo' sum reason, da cops r alwayz on da lookout fo' me. Why's 'da man' alwayz comin' down on little 'ol Cracky?? I guess they be jealous dat none of dem r never invited to mah awesome partiez dat I'm so famously known fo' throwin'. Oh well... so now I be hidin' out in da woodz 'till all dat crap settlez down and it'z safe fo' me to walk da streetz in town again. I dont mind it here in da woodz though 'cuz I getz to hang out wit all mah fellow animalz every day. I luv all mah furry 'n fuzzy four-legged friendz (and some two-legged ones too) XOXOXO!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All bro'z and ho'z r welcome... but leave 'yo Glock'z at da door. Cracky don't want no gunfire goin' off in hiz part of da woodz and killin' one of mah furry frenz, ya dig?

Yes, datz me featured in "Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle". I be hopin' fo' more movie dealz soon.
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Mah biggest 'n bestest fans, yo!

My Blog

~*~ Hell-Fest 2006 ~*~

Well, as Mishka's TIME cover stated, he kicked Satan'z @ss and took over Hell. So in celebration, we decided to have a good 'ol party down there. Satan wuz forced to be our slave and serve us peep'z d...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:51:00 PST

~*~ Hello Kitty Fest 2006 ~*~

Well, after a temporary hiatus from r weekend partyz, we headed off to da beautiful "land of da rising sun"... Japan! Da gang wuz invited by da Japanese Emperor himself to attended da annual "Hello Ki...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST

~*~ MexiFest 2006 ~*~

Well... since we were stuck at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles after last weekend'z unfortunate screw up, we decided to head down to Mexico fo' dis weekend'z partaaaay! Bad luck seemz to be followin' us...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:00:00 PST

~*~ Super Bowl Screw Up ~*~

Awwwww, dammit!! I'm really sorry, guyz 'n galz. We were supposed to have gone to da Super Bowl game in Detroit dis weekend, but ended up at sum lame baseball game in Los Angeles instead... wtf?!?!? ...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST

~*~ Lunar Fest 2006... ~*~

Da gang decided to do sumthin' a little different fo' dis weekend'z shindig. Zoltan talked to a few of hiz buddiez at NASA and had them fly us to da Moon... yep, dat'z right, da MOON!! NASA wuz also k...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST

~*~ New Orleans Flood Fest 2006 ~*~

Calli da kitty had a supa' great idea dat we should have dis weekend'z party in da good 'ol city of New Orleans! All da peep'z there have been sad 'cuz of Hurricane Katrina recently floodin' da p...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:26:00 PST

~*~ Da Crack in Iraq-fest 2006 ~*~

Thanx to those dat showed up fo' da "Crack in Iraq-fest 2006" party in downtown Iraq dis weekend. Da usual peep'z in da gang showed up, as well as sum otherz like Diesel da dawg, and two humanz.....
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:57:00 PST

~*~ Weekend Party Boat Disaster ~*~

Ok... for those of u dat attended mah big weekend party cruise, I be sayin' sorry fo' da big disaster!!  I guess da party got a little out of control from all da drunk peep'z, and apparently sumb...
Posted by Cracky da 'Coon on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:09:00 PST