Ok kids, lets skip the formalities. One thing I can tell you right away is that you are in for a wild ride! I like the taste of human skin .... mmm... biting is one of my fetishes. I also love playing fetch and destroying everything in sight. I have been known to stalk humans too! I love sneaking into my Lady's bedroom and rolling around her bed. She gets pissed, but I'll bite her ass!
Growing up with the evil troll, I've been introduced to the mafia at a very young age. As all proper mafioso, I love my mother very much, and enjoy the comforts that parental affection provides. The evil troll has been the only male influence in my life, however, since my father was (and probably still is) a tail-chasing sex maniac.
I guess you could say that I am a bit rough around the edges. And there ain't no sweet gushy interior here! Most of the time I am belligerent and extremely hostile, especially to some dame that used to come over named Andrea, I'm always biting her and she still won't leave me alone! I also happen to be nosy as hell and I must be in your face and in your business at all times.
With that being said, I am extremely easy on the eyes. The ladies can't keep their hands off me! (which is why they get bitten by me) With my stunning Siamese mofo looks, who can blame them?width="800" height="600"/style
