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Carmella The Sex Crazed Chicken

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Two friends (boy and girl) had a debate over what percentage of women fake noise (not orgasm, just the noise) in bed. The girl thought it was a high number and admitted to being quiet rather than faking noise. The boy bought Carmella (who screams/squawks/bawks when you squeeze her) for the girl to keep under her pillow... so the girl could always make noise.One screaming orgasmic chicken, many jaeger-bombs, and an evening karaoke singing later... the legend of Carmella the Sex Crazed Chicken came to be.....Carmella now travels the world making noise for all those who can not, will not, and just don't care...

My Blog

My First Pride Parade!!!

Today I attended Chicago's 38th Pride Parade!!!  It was so much fun!!!  Everyone loves me!  (Especially the Vegan float.  They kissed me.  I think they thought I was a mascot!...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:59:00 GMT

Carmella rocked the house!!!!

Hello!!! After a winter hibernation, I am back!  Cluckin' out with my friends.  And getting lots of lady love. This past weekend, I went out to support local Chicago rockers VEILSIDE.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:55:00 GMT

VH1 Offends PETRA!!!!!

Thank you to everyone for their sincere concern. Many of you saw the promos (if not the episode) of last night's VH-1 Surreal Life Fame Games and expressed fear for my well being. That was not me bein...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:08:00 GMT

A day at the BALL park (and introducing my cousin Scrambled!!!)

This past Saturday I was invited to the Cubs/Giants game at Wrigley Field.  I was unable to attend, so I asked my cousin  SCRAMBLED to go the the game on my behalf.  Scrambled had fun h...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:43:00 GMT

I gots invites to a POOL PARTY!

That's right.  I am the coolest chicken on the block.  I am now a full fledged member of CLUB MONACO.  The most happening pool party in Illinois (I pronouce the 's'). Here is my members...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:19:00 GMT

Opinion time...

Where and what would you like to see me (Carmella, the Sex Crazed Chicken) doing? Location? Object? Person? Activity? Remember, it must be legal in the proposed city/state and be able to be ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:25:00 GMT

ALL ABOARD!!! I went on a cruise!

My cruise started at Port Canaveral, went to Coco Cay, then Nassau, then spent a day at sea coming home.  I saw many interesting things along the way (including grumpy flight attendants...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:31:00 GMT

Pondering the eternal question....

Why did the CHICKEN cross the road? Please leave your answers below.....
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:57:00 GMT

Carmella gets a jobby job!!

Mutha clucker I gots me a job on Friday!!! My first duties were to man the door at the Cubby Bear.  Can you believe someone actually let me run the register the first night? That didn't go so we...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 21:27:00 GMT

My Toys!!!

My chicken lollipop holder... I guess this gives new meaning to "choking the chicken"... or should I say choking ON the chicken.....   I've also got some new BLING baby!!!!   And lastly, I p...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:49:00 GMT