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South Street Sewer Yak

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

“South Street Sewer Yaaaaaaak!”


If you add me as a friend, be prepared to get INSULTED. You probably deserve it, you fatass.


So, here's a little 'bout me. My name's Sam. I'm a Yak. But you knew dat already, didncha, wise guy? Well, did yah know dat I live in the sewers of South Street? And all dah rats down der need der teeth cleaned too, so I'm a certified dentist. But 'cuz a Sewer Yak's gotta eat, too, I sometimes sell T-Shirts to all the fatassed tourists that decide to come to this Filth-a-delphia to see the big rusty cracked bell, eat cheesesteaks and, oh, yah, get more fat. Dats all.Oh, yeah, and sometimes I like ta sing. South Street Sewer Yak --
[adjective]:

100% kinky

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Probably not you.

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you.I'm a little bit sick of all these jackasses in general, especially the dumbasses dat dunno internet customs and etiquette. Well, lemme show yah a lil' sometin 'bout da internet. It's fo' information, not fo' you to post a blog every 10 minutes 'bout your lameass boyfriend or to ask if your ass is getting fat. Your ass is fat! Go yak in the toilet, kill yourself, or fugettaboutit.Oh, yeah, if any of you "porny" bitches wanna add dah Yak as a friend, dah Yak is gonna yak back. Yah dig?
WARNING!!!Please remember, this is a JOKE page, if you add South Street Sewer Yak as a friend, he will poke fun at you. But it's all in good fun! If you don't want South Street Sewer Yak to comment, please do not add him as a friend and don't get all sad & pissed off if [and when] he makes fun of your stupid haircut.
Remember kids: Sometimes you have to sit back and poke fun at yourself - don't take life so seriously!

And feel free to insult back! I'll take it! Vent away!And if you're sad that the Yak insulted you, and you want to cry to the world, try a South Street Sewer Yak T-Shirt!

South Street Sewer Yak INSULT T-shirts also avaliable through Zazzle.com , but you have to register for free to prove that yup are over 13 & can "handle" the material.

Music:

Probably not your lameass band. Bands are slobby bastards.

Movies:

Probably not your lameass movie. Filmmakers are whiny bastards.

Television:

Probably not your lameass favorite show. TV shows are crappy ripoffs/remakes/reality crapfests anyhow.

Books:

Probably not your lameass book.

Heroes:

Probably not you. Oh, yeah. Me.

My Blog

Like I said kidz...

Remember: Diz is just a lesson. Be careful who yeah add to yer profiles...when you go around just adding random people, or when you just click ta boost yer numbahs, you might just get a bastard yak li...
Posted by South Street Sewer Yak on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST