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About Me

Anything you really need to know about me, you can find at my blog . Yes, my blog . I am a nerd. But not just any kind of nerd. I'm the kind of nerd that would tie you up and leave you in a trunk under an overpass. The kind that nobody would ever suspect because I'm such a "nice guy." The kind that gets away with evil, evil things.

I am also a stand-up comedian and I live in New York City.

My Interests

Cooking, cleaning, sewing, making American husband happy.

I'd like to meet:

Me ten years ago. Boy, I have some good advice for that guy.

Music:

Whatever you want listen to, make American husband hapy.

Movies:

Don't hit. I make dinner good yes?

Television:

You watch football baseall, I sit in corner knitting and crying. But i cry so quietly it won't interrupt show I promise!.

Books:

How To Cook For American Husband
How To Sew For American Husband
Closing Your Eyes And Thinking Of A Happy Place: How To Make Love To American Husband

Heroes:

american husband who takr me away from village here we eat dirt on special occasion when we can afford it. Look! I just knitted scarf!

My Blog

European Tour Schedule

Here: www.liamabroad.blogspot.com
Posted by Liam on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

Sorry ladies

I'm really not as attractive as my profile picture. Honestly, I'd fuck that guy too.
Posted by Liam on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

I added a video to my profile.

You have to click on the video button.
Posted by Liam on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:50:00 PST