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Terrence

The moon is made of cheese and the sun is made of cheetos.

About Me

Terrence is just an average guy with theories about things. Sometimes I work, and sometimes I don't. I don't work right now, but that is ok because I sell bootleg Grateful Dead cassettes at Phish concerts. I have big plans, but no ambition and no talent. Some people would say I should give up on big plans and settle for regular plans. But really I don't have any plans. That is a terrible plan.

My Interests

Hookers, blow, karate.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Especially you and you and you.

Movies:

I mostly like films about things that are real. I like movies the Herzog made, as well as short films that feature karate

Television:

GILMORE GIRLS

Heroes:

I look up to anyone who gives me money.

My Blog

Somebody kill me

I need to quit watching day time television. I am just procrastinating right now, avoiding doing work and cleaning and all the shit that desperately needs to be done before I have to move out at the e...
Posted by Terrence on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

On the topic of Bill Hicks 13.5 years after his death...

Today I finished reading the first "real" biography of William Melvin Hicks. The book, written by his lifelong friend Kevin Booth, is the first truly personal and powerful recounting of the life of a ...
Posted by Terrence on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

I realized something

So my whole life I have hated orange juice, but I love oranges. Well maybe not love, but I occasionally eat them, and when I eat them on said occasions I tend to enjoy them. So for a guy who enjoys th...
Posted by Terrence on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

Some new thoughts on an old debate...AKA I think something has been WARped

Ok this is some shit I got in a bulletin... The things in parentheses are my thoughts....It is some bullshit for how heroic soldiers are... "You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end.(First...
Posted by Terrence on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:41:00 PST

I'm Sick

I am sick. Not really sick, but I am sick. Every time I get sick I tell people that it is the first time I have been sick in a while, and I am lying. I get sick all the time. I think there is some sor...
Posted by Terrence on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

The best day ever!

Jerry Falwell is finally burning in hell, hopefully a hell where the gay teletubbie punches him in the naughty parts all the time, and there is a Bratz movie starring Paula Abdul! BEST DAY EVER!...
Posted by Terrence on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

The best day ever!

Jerry Falwell is finally burning in hell, hopefully a hell where the gay teletubbie punches him in the naughty parts all the time, and there is a Bratz movie starring Paula Abdul! BEST DAY EVER!...
Posted by Terrence on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

ILets hope this works!

There is a lot of superstition involved with flying. It is ceremonialized and we hope that nothing goes wrong. We take a placebo and feel safe because we saw the flight attendants do the safety dance ...
Posted by Terrence on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

From Dublin town

5/8/07 I am sitting in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Dublin Airport, waiting for the next 11 hours to pass so I can board a plane to New York, and then ...
Posted by Terrence on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

From the Offices of Terrence...

On this Thursday it will be four weeks since I left my familar haunts, hollows, and houses in Colorado for the old world that is europe. It is an impossible for me to process things right now. Time se...
Posted by Terrence on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST