CHRIS 2C - ProfilesArchive

About Me

.. I perform stand-up comedy all over New York City. I talk about sex a lot because it's all that's on our minds, anyway - no matter how much we try to bullshit ourselves... I also talk about other subjects; guess I just write about whatever is on my mind at that time. CHECK OUT MY BLOG. I'm happy my A.D.D. went undiagnosed as a kid so I didn't grow up addicted to Ritalin. When I actually do grow up, I want to be a garbage man because the make great money, get full benefits, and get to ride on the back of the truck. I'm not much of a morning person right now, though, so I'll stick with comedy. Watch my videos (more on the way...).

My Interests

Sporking (spooning w/ a little penetration); eating; writing; bass guitar; girls; faith healing; playing cards; astrology; people watching; sex.

I'd like to meet:

The Beautiful People

Music:

I'm a great bass guitarist. I've played in lots of different bands and jammed with famous rock stars (for real).

Movies:

"Planet of the Apes" over and over and over again, with "Valley of the Dolls" in between. "Black Hookers 71".

Television:

Television dumbs down society and I would like to contribute to the stupidity.

Books:

I'm about to start "American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis. I'll keep you posted...

Heroes:

I have no heroes because they never live up to my expectations when I meet them.