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About Me

Right off the bat, Ricky Riccardi is my real name. I have the birth certificate to prove. Don't believe me? Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll promptly burn it upon arrival. This will prove nothing, I know, but I enjoying burning things and self-addressed stamped envelopes fit the bill of being combustible. Oh, back to the name thing...please don't think you're clever by coming up with an "I Love Lucy" pun because I've heard them all. "Lucy, I'm home!" Heard it. "Sing Babalu!" Heard it...this morning. "Where's Fred and Ethel?" Up your ass, lady. Otherwise, everyone knows me as Ricko so feel free to go with that. Except you...you can call me Mr. Tibbs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is just a silly topic because most of the people I'd want to meet are dead. Mitch Albom wrote that book, "The 7 People You Meet In Heaven When You Die Of Premature Diabetes" so if I had to choose 7, here goes: Louis Armstrong, Groucho Marx, someone with the last name Weiner, Rod Roddy, the first guy to have ever said, "Chicken butt" after someone asked "Guess what?" (I'd punch that person in the face), Gene Gene The Dancing Machine and Fred "Rerun" Berry. (Could you imagine a danceoff in heaven between Gene Gene and Rerun? I've had such dreams....) Also, Andy Kaufman:.. Andy Kaufman Trusted You on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Blog

The Verdict After Two Years? Greatest. Wife. Ever.

Hello all, it's me, Ricko, writing a quick love letter for all to see as I just spent the greatest weekend of my life celebrating my two-year anniversary. Now, I'm not much for blogs that contain stuf...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Be Visitor Number 1529 to My Page and Win Free Soup! *

Hey MySpace Friends! It's your old pal Ricko, writing to alert you to a little giveaway courtesy of myself...for supporting my MySpace exploits, one lucky "friend" can walk away with a free bowl of so...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:25:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-A-Likes

Have you seen this thing that's taking the internet by storm? You go to myheritage.com and you can find out what celebrities you resemble. How? You submit a picture of yourself, they run some fancy, h...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:45:00 GMT

Puffins

To quote Shakespeare, Its hot as balls. Last week I took my wife to the Central Park Zoo to see some penguins. Mind you, this is a woman who cried at the OPENING credits of "March of The ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 20:08:00 GMT

I Have Too Much Free Time

Hello all and welcome to my first blog. I don't know what to write about so here's some random observations from the last few days... *I saw a guy driving a Minnie Cooper with the liscense plate "MINI...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:19:00 GMT