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Dr. Steam Whipple

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About Me

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K3KbzjT6S.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Outer space exploration,
Inner space exploration,
space...

I'd like to meet:

I, Dr. Steam Whipple, of sound mind and body, do hereby swear on the head of
10,000 leprechauns, that I take it to be my life’s work to make
(sweet tender, and/or nasty hot or any combination or
variation of thereof see; section 3-11.7*)
love to every female life form, or entity
(living, digital, organic, ether, robotic, logarithmic, or imaginary)
on my space, So Help ME GOD!

*Hot Sweaty, cold dry, wet warm, unexpected, interrupted,
honeymoon, make-up, drunken, first time, last time, top, bottom, mistaken,
interstellar, interplanetary, consummation of gods, bunny rabbit, doggy, nooner, midnight,
wake-up call, etc, and so on, and so forth.

Music:

wait listen,
I hear something
no, you back there
what
do you hear somethingp. it sounds like

Movies:

Wow, Movies are great huh?
I played on the sound track for possibly one of the most intolerable horror movies ever made by mankind.
http://www.katiebirdthemovie.com/
" Forget Dahmer, forget Gacy , and forget The Hillside Strangler … Ritter's KatieBird is the single best story about the birth of a serial killer ever told on film."
The sound track is a mix of heavy-metal
vocabulary and Milton Babbitt type nonsense
phrasing, on cue with a split screen.
if that means anything to anyone?

The music was reviewed as, “relentless, and inaccessible”
it was writen by my little brother
what a guy
http://www.poolshedproductions.com/

Television:

I don't own a TV

Heroes:

Michael Jackson, is still "Bad"
Ben Franklin,
Zappa,
Miles,
Martin Luther
Madonna
Dr. Martin Luther King
Hendrix
James Brown
Howard Stern
Steven Hawkings
Kurt Vonnegut
Woody Allen
Atilla the Hun
Joan of Arc
my parents

My Blog

Valentine's Day Cards for the Irreverent

Here are some irreverent Valentines Day cards you might not be able to find at your local Drug Store....
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

James Brown is the God Father of Soul: public funeral Thursday December 28th 2006

Here are some pictures taken at James Browns public funeral Thursday December 28th 2006. For those who might not know James Brown is the God Father of Soul. He is probably one of the most influential ...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

Pizza's Interview on www.breakthruradio.com

This interview is printed on BreakThruradio.com.You need to got to "Welcome to Monterland" on the leftside then click on view playlist, then it will come uip!Welcome to Monsterland Septem...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

Foreskins: The Untold Fold

You most likely could care less, right? Most men in America are foreskinless. I myself included in that razor cut of a statistic. But here are a few things you might not know, or might not care to kno...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Crapless Fulfillment

Dear Friends, I went to the Siren Festival today. For a short amount of time. Long enough to get squished, long enough to get stepped on, long enough my ears blasted by loud music. And short enoug...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

Orgasm Blog / Log:

Orgasm Blog / Log: Dear Friends, this is your opportunity to share your orgasms with total strangers. It is for fun. Write back every day, write several times a day if you are lucky. Share as much gr...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:27:00 PST

Is Myspace a total waste of time?

Dear Friends, Lovers, Comrades, Admirers, and Shareholders, I ask the question is Myspace a waste of time? Is it? or is it not? We live in a world of disinformation, a super highway of garbldegook,...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

The Future of the World:

The Future of the World:   What is Cryogenics? Well Ill give you a clue, youre getting hot, hotter, thats right its cold, very cold. Cryogenics has applications in superconductors, fuels,...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:25:00 PST

10 Sexy Tips from Dr. Steam Whipple:

10 Sexy Tips from Dr. Steam Whipple: 1. Make him stay at the shallow end to make sex better for you. US sex gurus Masters and Johnson found that the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, ...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:06:00 PST

Q-tips a Blessing or a Curse?

1923 Upon observing his wife applying wads of cotton to toothpicks, Leo Gerstenzang, the original founder of the Q-tips Company, conceived the idea of manufacturing a ready-to-use cotton swab. He fou...
Posted by Dr. Steam Whipple on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST