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*URSMAMA*

shE coMes in cOlors liKe krYlon and craYolaS....

About Me



ME...... i can't stand ignorant people... puke *** i hate the myspace nazi's for blocking the pic below (will elaborate in blog soon even tho i put picture back up... 10 more to put back now cuz they think im "too inappropriate for myspace"... those bastards!!!) *** love my job MOST of the time cuz it involves 3 of my fav things.... photography, music, and BOOBIES! *** i love to get people naked... and shoot them... with my camera *** i have 20 personalites but im not crazy.... they're all the REAL me and for the most part harmless*** i very much need to laugh, cry, kiss, and masturbate at least once a week *** i luv luv LUV all my friends *** im da most LOYAL person you'll ever meet so i expect the same from those im close to *** cant stand superficial ppl *** my intuition is crazy on point so i'll kno right away if yr full of shit*** i hate labels... "gay, straight, trannie, goth, raver, hood, emo, blah blah... but seriously, that kid over there is sucha HIPSTER!".... i kno,,, that doesn't make any sense to me either??? **** i luv me some DIRTAY sex *** i used to do a SHITLOAD of drugs, then one day realized i really only enjoy smoking WEED... so FUCK all the other BULLSHIT (especially coke... puke again)*** i have an ELECTRIC blue LOBSTER named FRENCHEE... he doesn't live with my other fish cuz he likes to KILL and eat them *** i have a DOGGY named MS FIERCA who looks like a killer, but is full of more love than any one person can handle (kinda like her MAMA) *** I dont believe in religion cuz its swallows more souls then it frees *** ONE LOVE *** ie: i'm a HIPPIE at heart and i want to save the world like MOTHER TERESA *** but dont be fooled by my compassion cuz i can go HOOD on a bitch like dem flava of love HO'S ***
VENEZUELA 2003 (I made the star bigger and more obnoxious,,, so PLEASE stop blocking the image... there are far WORST things on myspace then THIS picture.... and all the other pix of mine you've deleted! This picture is NOT VULGAR, LUDE, OR INAPPROPRIATE in any FUCKIN way.................) SO STOP HATING!!!!!!!

bad urs!

My Interests

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must reprezent...

I LUV ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH MUSIC... WHETHER THE BASS PUMPS THROUGH ME AND FORCES ME TO DANCE, OR THE WORDS SLICE ME OPEN AND FILL ME WITH EMOTION, MUSIC HAS THIS INCREDIBLE ABILITY TO FUEL MY MIND, BODY, SOUL... LEAVING ME BREATHLESS BUT FULL OF LIFE... NOTHING CAN TOUCH THAT KIND OF HIGH!

PHOTOGRAPHY AND ART CONSTANTLY CONSUME ME... LOVIN AND LAUGHIN, KISSIN AND FUCKIN IS A MUST!

GRAFFITI'S COOL. TATTOO'S ARE BEAUTIFUL. FLYING IS AWESOME. BOXING KICKS ASS. SLEEP IS CRUCIAL. THE OCEAN IS FULL OF AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF LIFE IN WHICH I'VE ATTEMPTED TO INCAPSULATE INTO A 100 GALLON TANK IN MY APARTMENT. KICKIN DA KNANAWLEDGE WHILE LEARNING NEW SHIT IS IMPORTANT. MEETING MORE INTERESTING MUTHAFUCKERS LIKE ALL U FREAKY PEOPLE ON MYSPACE IS WHY I'M HERE...

I'd like to meet:

ursula manaf

Music:

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THE BEATLES, THE BEATLES, THE BEATLES.... THE MARS VOLTA, AT THE DRIVE IN, BLACKALICOUS, SPEARHEAD AND MICHAEL FRANTI, THE ROOTS, SCISSOR SISTERS, SUBLIME, NINA SIMONE, PINK FLOYD, FRANK ZAPPA, MATISYAHU, ELAN, BOB MARLEY, JR GONG, SIZZLA, HIEROGLYPHICS, GHOSTFACE, THE GAME, HERBIE HANCOCK, SAM COOKE, MILES DAVIS, LUPE FIASCO, ARTIFACTS, PHAROAHE MONCH, JURASSIC 5, ZION*I, TRIBE CALLED QUEST, J-LIVE, BLACK EYED PEAS, HANDSOME BOY MODELING SCHOOL, WIZ KHALIFA, CAMP LO, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, BEASTIE BOYS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, AUDIO BULLY'S, DUB PISTOLS, KRAFTWERK, THE KILLERS, AFROBOT, FREAKY FLOW AND MC FLIPSIDE, RONI SIZE, SHY FX, LTJ BUKEM AND MC CONRAD, UNDERWORLD, FISHERSPOONER, THE FAINT, BIGGIE SMALLS, COMMON, RAHZEL, KANYE, LUPE FIASCO, DILATED PEOPLES, HELTA SKELTAH, DIGABLE PLANETS, ERIC MORILLO, URBERZONE, Z-TRIP, LIQUID TODD, FRANCOIS K, BILLY JOEL, TORI AMOS, BOB DYLAN, THE DOORS, AEROSMITH, ELTON JOHN, SLICK RICK, 2PAC, TALIB KWELI, MOBB DEEP, MOS DEF, DEPECHE MODE, NIN, GANGSTAR, METH AND RED, BEATNUTS, SOULIVE, NOBLE SOCIETY, K-OS, GREGORY ISAACS, DENNIS BROWN, DEEP BANNANA BLACKOUT, LIL KIM, DE LA SOUL, GREEN VELVET, KORN, LAUREN HILL, KOSHEEN, GROOVE ARMADA, THE PROCUSSIONS, JANES ADDICTION, FAT BOY SLIM, GRATEFUL DEAD, JIMMY HENDRIX, NO DOUBT, LILY ALLEN, AMY WINEHOUSE, BROTHER ALI, SUBLIMINAL SESSIONS, LL COOL J, PARLIMENT, MADONNA, SASHA, RAKIM, NIRVANA, TOOL, EMINEM, PAUL OAKENFOLD, HYBRID, OUTKAST, PHARCYDE, NICOLAY, THE GAME, LUDACRIS, PORTISHEAD, PRINCE, LED ZEPPELIN, COLD WAR KIDS, INTERPOL, THE WALKMEN, PAVEMENT, BADLYU DRAWN BOY, SONIC YOUTH, BLONDIE, THE BRAVERY, BLOC PARTY, RAZORLIGHT, THE GOSSIP, LILY ALLEN, PEACHES, STIFFED, KINGS OF LEON, THE RAMONES, PARLIMENT, METALLICA, AUDIO SLAVE, GORILLAZ, BAD BOY BILL, INCUBUS, MOBY, RADIOHEAD, U2, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, RAY CHARLES, THE FUGEES, MARY J, JERU, VELVET REVOLVER, THE FLAMING LIPS, THE STROKES, BUSH, ROLLING STONES, PAT BENETAR, JAMIROQUAI, BOWIE AND ZIGGY STARDUST, CHIK CHIK CHIK, THE POLICE, THE CARS, PHISH, DONALD GLAUDE, RUN DMC, WUTANG, ANCIENT TONGUE, SADE, GUNS N ROSES, MARK FARINA, SARAH MCLACHLAN, SCARFACE, SMIF-N-WESSUN, GRAVE DIGGAZ, SMASHING PUMPKINS, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, SCOTT HENRY, FEELGOOD, OZOMATLI, JAY-Z, JAMES BROWN, MUDDY WATERS, SANDER KLIENENBERG, MAX GRAHAM, MODEST MOUSE, THE KILLERS, FRANZ FERNIDAD, KASABIAN, L7, KINGS OF LEON, KRS-ONE, PUBLIC ENEMY, TRACY CHAPMAN, QUEEN, DEFTONES, LADY SOVEREIGN, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, PETE TONG, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, BOOGIE PIMPS, HOLE, N.E.R.D., PEARL JAM, SUJINHO, JUNGLE BROS., NORTHERN STATE, EARTH WIND AND FIRE, JOSS STONE, FRANKIE KNUCKLES, MIGUEL MIGS, KING BRITT, GILLES PETERSON, SANTANA, MAROON 5, FRANK SINATRA, THE CURE, DAVID MORALES, BILLY IDOL, VIOLENT FEMMES, FUGAZI, SICK OF IT ALL, EARTH CRISIS, AGNOSTIC FRONT, LORDZ OF BROOKLYN, JANIS JOPLIN, ELLIOT SMITH, PAT BENETAR, CRANBERRIES, JAMES BROWN, JACKSON 5 AND OF COURSE MJ HIMSELF, DONNA SUMMERS, MILES DAVIS, BOOTSY COLLINS, TOOTS AND THE MAYTALS, SLY STONE, JOHN LEGEND, LUPE FIASCO, RICK JAMES BITCH!, BANTU, BILLY HOLIDAY, THE SUPREMES, MASTERS AT WORK, GIANT STEP, SICK PUPPY, MINISTRY OF SOUND... I KNOW THERE'S MORE, SO I'LL ADD AS THEY COME TO MIND...

Movies:

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INTO THE WILD, APOCALYPTO, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, HIGHWAY, DONNIE DARKO, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, NOWHERE, MYSTERIOUS SKIN, AMERICAN HISTORY X, FIGHT CLUB, CALIGULA, CITY OF GOD, KITE RUNNER, AMORES PERROS, THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH, STYLE WARS, THE WALL, CREMASTER, HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES, MAY, TIDELAND, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, SHORTBUS, ITS ALL GONE PETE TONG, THE BEACH, DAZED AND CONFUSED, GOONIES, SAY ANYTHING, ALMOST FAMOUS, ELIZABETHTOWN, I AM SAM, HALF BAKED, SAVED!, MEAN GIRLS, UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN, GIRL INTERRUPTED, RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS, OFFICE SPACE, ZOOLANDER, OLD SCHOOL, SPACEBALLS, STAR WARS, THE LITTLE MERMAID... AND DIRTY HARDCORE PORN!
mmmm... now give me a good squeeze!

Television:

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SIX FEET UNDER, WEEDS, THE L WORD, SEX IN THE CITY, ENTOURAGE, DEXTER, CARNIVAL, CALIFORNICATION, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER, ROB & BIG, SOUTH PARK

Books:

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ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY, 1984, BOMB THE SUBURBS, THE LOVE WE MAKE, NAKED LUNCH, THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST, ON THE ROAD, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, LOLITA, PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY, ON A PALE HORSE, THE CELESTINE PROPHECY, THE ALCHEMIST, FAHRENHEIT 451, SIX FEET UNDER, THE ODYSSEY, WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, ALICE'S ADVENTURE IN WONDERLAND AND THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS...

Heroes:

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obama, john lennon, forest gump, yoda, roger waters, timothy leary, robert mapplethorpe, kinsey, allan ball, michael franti, ghandi, mother teresa, my mom, jimmy (scuba instructor who saved me when i ran out of air 70ft unda da sea), al gore.... and anyone willin to assassinate the fuckheads below!

My Blog

JAIL MAIL PT 2

After being featured as a KING Contributor, I have received (more then ever) a large pile of jail mail. Most of the letters are pretty aggressive.. which makes sense considering they are from members ...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

7, 7's

So check dis... I'm feelin a bit like rainman right now&.This year my bday falls on 7.7.07 and I'm turning 27. Add that up and that equals 4, 7's... Then add the time I was born, 7:27pm,, plus my birt...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

JAIL MAIL...

Following each KING issue release, some of our staff will receive a letters from prisoners in jail (I being one of them)... Usually I'll read and laugh at the idea that some dude in jail looked up my ...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

WIZ KHALIFA VIDEO... ROSTRUM REPREZENT!

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Posted by *URSMAMA* on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

SEE U ALL ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!

So tonight, despite the rain, I'll be headed for Jones Beach to see the greatest show on earth.... ROGER WATERS PERFORMING WIT PINK FLOYD and NOT ONLY doin a 2 HOUR SET, but playin DARK SIDE OF THE MO...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

BOXING WIT A HANGOVER

NEVER DO IT!So my boxing trainer is an idiot, thats everyday.... as for this particular mornin, I found myself to be totally useless cuz i had one too many shots the nite b4.... now i feel I've been h...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

Where the spirit does not work with the hand there is no art.

- Leonardo da Vinci
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST

RIP

most of u will prolly think im crazy, but my several of my fish died today and they really meant a lot to me..... more then u can imagine.... they gave me peace and serenity when i'd come home full of...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:04:00 PST

DAS UBERGIEH!!!

FUCKIN HILARIOUS....
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:35:00 PST

THE EVOLUTION OF DANCING....

this guy is awesome!!!!!!might need to give a sec to load...thx kali!...
Posted by *URSMAMA* on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:57:00 PST