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Darwinz Monkey

Put on your "big girl" panties, and deal with it!

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina
Birthday: 5/7/73
Birthplace: Muncie
Current Location: Marion
Eye Color: Brown, usually
Hair Color: Blood Red, auburn, black, black n' red, ? Varies. ;)
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: American Indian and white trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Airwalks
Your Weakness: Tall men, chocolate, and tall, chocolate men. ;)
Your Fears: Flying, enclosed places, and Jesus smiting me.
Your Perfect Pizza: Black olives, mushrooms, and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a day job, balance my checkbook, read a whole book.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Oh, shit, I'm gonna be late, again!"
Your Best Physical Feature: depends who's judgin' I guess
Your Bedtime: 1 or 2
Your Most Missed Memory: How can you miss a memory, I don't remember, duh.
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, except the fries.
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: No coffee!
Do you Smoke: yep, like a freight train
Do you Swear: better than a sailor (or worse, depending on your opinion)
Do you Sing: Yes!
Do you Shower Daily: No! I take baths.
Have you Been in Love: I'm always in love, sometimes they love me back. ;)
Do you want to go to College: did, ran out of $. Would go again if it was free.
Do you want to get Married: Did that, too. Would again if it was free. Ha!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can spell better than the fucktard that made this survey! So, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I read in the car.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ummm, some people think I'm hawt, but, the rest know I'm a dork.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes....Hi, Mom! ;)
Do you like Thunderstorms: My favorite weather, EVER.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute? Couldn't resist, sorry. NO!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, one.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never in my life.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: also, never.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never done that either, told ya, I'm a dork!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No, I put out. Jokin', is there a right way to answer this?
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep, only once, felt real guilty
How do you want to Die: I don't think I have a preference, do other people?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up, and NOT poor.
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm cool here.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: bald, but like some of the others, too
Height: "must be at least 5'10 to ride this ride!" Prefer 6' and up, though.
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: eclectic, but, classic, varies
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than 2, less than 10.?
Number of CDs I own: over 50. don't have time to count them.
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: See above. Joking, no regrets that I care to "share".
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My Interests

... Visit My Website I'm currently tryin' to hustle some T-shirts at another site, but in my spare time I sometimes play online POGO games, Scrabble, Gardening, Camping, Fishing, Dancing, People Watchin', Word Games, The Sims2, and watchin' my nightly movie with the lil fellas. ..

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Goldblum, Marilyn Manson, Prince, Johnny Depp, Dennis Rodman, David Blane, and Brad Pitt; because they don't know it yet, but, they want me...LOL! But, also would like to meet Michael Jackson, so I could kick him right in the JUNK. Duh, people! Yes, people sometimes make false claims against celebrities, but, innocent celebrities don't settle out of court for millions of dollars, and shame on those kids' parents, putting a price tag on their childrens' innocence. They are pimping their children out to a pedophile! I wanna kick them in the junk, too. SuicideGirls.com - Pin-Up Punk Rock and Goth Girls

Music:

Prince, Beastie Boys, JaRule, Mariah, Marvin Gaye, Kanye West, Ludacris, Madonna, AC/DC, Eagles, Duran Duran, Snoop, Eminem, Rick James, George Clinton, The Carpenters, Green Day, Usher, the Sex Pistols, Tupac, Jay-Z, Black Eyed Peas, Steve Miller, Guy, Ready for The World, Marilyn Manson, 50 cent, Nelly, Cypress Hill, Violent Femmes, almost anything...sometimes I accidentally find a country song I like...EW.

Movies:

True Romance, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Clerk's, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, Pretty in Pink, Charlie's Angel's 1 and 2, Halloween(mostly the first two), Psycho Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dusk til Dawn(all), Interview With a Vampire, a River Runs Through It, Jaws, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Switchblade Sisters, Not Another Teen Movie, Four Rooms, Snatch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Friday(all 3), American Pimp, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Party Monster, Earth Girls are Easy, Original Sin, Queen of The Damned, Chocolate', The Basketball Diaries, Sid and Nancy, Purple Rain, The Princess Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Stealing Harvard, Escape From Witch Mountain, Jawbreaker, Mean Girls, Player's Club, The Inkwell, Roll Bounce, The Exorcist, The Craft, Get on the Bus, An Evening with Kevin Smith, and all of those fabulous Rankin Bass Christmas specials, with stop/go animation!

Television:

Girlfriends, Charmed, America's Next Top Model, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trading Spaces, What Not To Wear, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Dawson's Creek, South Park, 60 Minutes, Hard Copy, Blind Date, and all the stuff that's cheesy or informative.

Books:

Don't read much anymore, but, I like; Poe, Stephen King, Anne Rice, and Science books, Cosmo, and doing logic problems. Usually too busy to read as much...Here's why... Visit My Website

Heroes:

Charles Darwin,Kanye West, Madonna, Prince, Lucifer, Mother Theresa, Jesus?, Judas, Rosa Parks, Rick James, The Dixie Chicks, Vanessa Williams, Malcom X,James Cameron, corporate whistle blowers, Angelina Jolie, Johhny Depp, and anyone with a pair of 'nads, willing to stick their neck out and look like an ass for what they believe in. And if there are any politicians with a conscience and some moral fiber, they can be my heroes, too.The woman holding this sign...
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My Blog

Salma Hayek dancing; From Dusk til Dawn

This is one of my favorite chic dancing scenes from a movie. I like the one in Dogma, too. I'll add that one if I can find it. :P ...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

Creationist Museum...

Here's a link to a news clip regarding a Creationism Museum being built in KY. It's discussing how the founders of said museum believe the bible to be historically accurate, regardless of the fossil e...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:35:00 PST

Shut up and vote! Links to info...

Check to see if you are registered to vote, if you missed this year, you suck, but, register anyway for next time. You can also find out where your polling place is and get directions. This was the ea...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

The most obscure "puppet show" EVER!

WTF?Pubes is psychotic, and posted this in a bulletin. It's a freakin' musical puppet number about sodomy. Can you really go right with that? Well, anyhow, it's like the weirdest little clip ever, and...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:26:00 PST

Personality Disorder Test Results

Ha! If anyone was questioning my sanity lately...question, no more. Alledgedly, I'm a loony, or at least loonyish. ;) If anyone else takes this, post your results, so we can taunt each other and explo...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Bush's opinion on The Constitution

This is old, but, I hadn't heard it until I watched the video from the last blog. I thought it was important to save everyone some research time and put a link to the source right here...Bush says The...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

Freedom to Facism; video

This one is verrry long, but it's one of the best political videos I've seen in a while. Not as much of a "conspiracy theory" feel to it, although it covers that matter. The content seems genuine and ...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

They came for the foreigners first...

Interesting video...re-visited concept, hopefully a different outcome?Will anyone be left to speak out for us?...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

The Fruitcake Lady

This is too freakin' true. Don't ask a lil ol' lady a question unless you want to hear her answer. You're not ready for the truth! Ha!The Fruitcake Lady!...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

Check out this video: South Park - Hell on Earth 2006

Posted By:LarryGet this video and more at MySpace.comThis is my homage to Halloween, done so tastefully, in typical South Park fashion.;)-Kristina...
Posted by Darwinz Monkey on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST