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WitchyWoman Comedy

Witchy Woman, Metaphysical Comedienne and Author

About Me

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com I am a metaphysical comedienne. Which means my husband a.k.a Psychic Boy (PB), sees dead people and I make fun of them. We have a 2 hour side splitting, comedy show that we do together that has been described as "Comedy Central Meets Crossing Over." I do an hour of metaphysical comedy poking fun at our metaphysical life and friends. (it's getting harder for me to keep friends now)

We've added parodies to some of my jokes, like Scyyying Over You, She's Always A Diva To Me, The Wild Medium and more! Sung by none other than our own PB. Then PB does an hour of random audience readings. He kicks ass at it too! We are an international success now having done our show in England and soon N. Ireland & we're working on Australia! It will be the "Diva Thunder Down Under Tour." Have us come to your area!! Our show is a great time! Loads of fun and you may get to talk to some of your DLO's.(Deceased Loved Ones) C'mon! You know you want to! Call now! Please take some time to visit my new website. awitchywoman.com


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Please take some time to visit my new website. awitchywoman.com

My Interests



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Grace White presents Women Who Kick Comedy Butt!! Check her out!!
I'll be auditioning for it April 22nd at Martini Blues! BE THERE!!
Check out our new radio show every wednesday night. It's fun, and you might learn something. Or just go and listen to the archived shows. NOW! "Laughing Through the Veil Radio Show"

With Witchy Woman and Psychic Boy - The Dynamic Duo of Metaphysics and Comedy.

Stop by and laugh, or learn something, or both.. We know what we are talking about. ..

Comedy, writing, writing about comedy, the paranormal, writing about the paranormal, wine tasting, working out,(in that order, makes the trendmill that much more fun) traveling, book signings, torturing small children...I kid! Watching my hair and nails grow. Not kidding. Wear my daughter's wedding tiara & pretend I'm the Queen & wave to my people. Then take pics of myself with my cell phone. I know, very sad. I need to perform more, waaaaay to much time on my hands.

wwkcb Grace White presents Women Who Kick Comedy Butt!! Check her out!! I'll be auditionaing for it April 22nd at Martini Blues! BE THERE!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Oprah, Bob Proctor, Joe Vitale, Michael Benard Beckwith, James Arthur Ray, Rhonda Byrne, the rest of The Secret crew, John Edward, Ellen D., Elizabeth from "The View" so I can pimp slap her, Dr. Phil, Carrie Underwood, Chris Daughtry, All the Top 12 American Idols '06,'07, Mya Angelo, John Mayer, Life House, Drew Barrymore, Johnny Depp, Ashton Kutcher, umm anyone cool or famous who thinks out of the box.



Witchy Woman and Psychic Boy doing their thing in Antioch


Order your copy here


The DiVa-D - "Burned in the USA."



On stage at the Improv in Ontario, California



My old stomping ground



My Posse and me after the show



At Martini Blues in Cali



Me again at Martin Blues in Cali

Music:



"The headless Drivers of Sarasota."



"Herbs, not just for cooking"

Alanis Morissette, Life House, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, GooGoo Dolls, Tommy Lee, Def Lepard, Enya, Enigma, Steven Halprin, ya know, the new ageie stuff. I do love the 80's music. Not so much the big hair anymore tho THANK GOD!!

Movies:

50 First Dates, Back to the Future 1 2 &3, What the Bleep Do We Know, Ghost, DiVinci Code, Tommy Boy, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings. Mostly love the comedies & "fantasy" (I know better tho). I like feel good movies, not the slice, dice, & julienne kind.

Television:

Oprah, Ellen, Dr. Phil, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, (great season finale!!) Friends, That 70's Show, Will & Grace, Fraiser. Hmm a trend here, they're All gone now. DAMMIT!! Real Time with Bill Mahr, (he takes too many breaks!) Scrubs, & now they're going too?! DAMMIT AGAIN! Two 1/2 Men, My Name is Earl, how funny is that show?? A. VERY, I mean c'mon! Randy's "man chicken"!! ROFLMAO, TLC's 10 yrs. Younger (cause I look it!) American Idol I loves my Blake this season, America's Next Top Model, I KNOW! but I'm hooked! OK a guilty pleasure. Obviously I really do need to perform more!

Books:

So These Two Dead Guys Walk Into a Bar.... My new book.

TESTIMONIALS.....

Reviewer: Michele Blood (San Diego) - About Time someone wrote a great Metaphysical Comedy. I LOVED this book and if you want to stop taking life so seriously and see the Fun in our spiritual powers get this book! Laughing and seeing fun in spiritual situations that can sometimes seem spooky helps raise our vibration and this book sure does that again PLUS it explains so much about the Paranormal that is so interesting and enlightening, I LOVE THIS BOOK! Michele Blood Best Selling Author "How To Become a Magnet To Hollywood Success Read it and read it now!, May 29, 2006 Reviewer: Sandra (London) - Witchy Woman is the living proof that laughter is indeed the best medicine. She brings together humour and spirituality, adding to the mix a good dose of healing. Her down to earth approach shows that one can go through all the ups and downs of life and still be happy, funny and full of life, that life isn't always easy but can still be enjoyed. What a wonderful lesson and what a wonderful read. So These Two Dead Guys Walk Into a Bar, June 8, 2006 Reviewer: L. Chipchase (United Kingdom) - Well where do I start, This book was just so amazing it made me laugh, it made me cry. It was so so true to life its the things that happen in real life that people are normally afraid to talk about, Connie puts it across so easily you can relate to everything she says. Its just all the things you have always wanted to know or ask and more, it pulls at your heart strings then has you rolling the floor its just so funny and a great read once the book is in your hands you cant put it down untill you've finished it A real great read. hr

Heroes:

My Husband and my kids, Oprah, William Hung, Pres. Bush, Pleeeeeease! Catch yourself on with that one!! Like that would ever be true with his flatuation proclamation!! Just seeing if u were paying attention.

A rather great pic of me and comedy legend Shelley Berman. I LOVE this man!! What a beautiful person he is!! He touched my heart in a big way! (not in a pervert way either for u pervs out there!)

Josh and Me at Mc Curdy's Comedy Club Hippyman and me at Mc Curdy's Comedy Club

Witchy Woman and Mad Maisie as channeled by Chrissy

My Carnival Cruise Comedy Challange

Buddies and fellow MySpace Ho's



My Blog

JASMINE, BLACKBIRD, COUNTER STRIKES AND..,

A self chewing wiener dog. Yes, people life is good! As I lay on my couch chillin from a day of packing and moving stuff for a friend (what a nigthmare that whole situation is, but that is for another...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP MR. DeMILLE....

Ok, so it's not the movies but it IS the theater dahlink! Work with me dammit! That's right! I'm doing theater baby! I'm sooooo excited!! Right when I was going to give up ever getting any gigs around...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Funny is NOT Funny!

I can't tell u how I HATE that saying!! I asked a booker one time about booking my act because it is so different & not mainstream on the east coast, and he said "Funny's funny. If you're funny you'll...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

COCKTAILS AT TIFFANY'S

Ok people, I'm just a blogging fool! *In my best Jim Carey impersonation* Somebody stop me! But I warned ya in my "That's how we roll" post.Me and my daughter Elatia, & soul sister K-Ann are Hollywoo...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

A BIRD, A TRUCK, AND HWY 101

What do they have in common?? ME!!This is about our near death experience in Hollywood near hwy 101. And by near death, I mean it's my family's account of the events that occurred. My take is that it...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL con't

Was going to start another blog but knew I better finish this one first. I actually made a list of titles for upcoming blogs, so be forewarned.Ok, so we're at this amazing 4 star hotel. It felt like c...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASION!

I know, I know, I promised to continue my last post. BUT this takes priority. And I will finish my last post.Today I met the most amazing little boy that just knocked my socks off! Today, my great nep...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL!!

Oh hell yea!! We're back!! We did a show this past Friday in Palm Desert AND we stayed at the Renaisance (don't pick on my spelling now! I'm on a roll!) Esmeralda Resort and Spa! Now that's what ...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

GREEN LIPS AND HAM

Oh yea peeps, you read right! Only it was green lips and cornbeef. But that doesn't sound as good. It was St. Paddy's Day, what did u expect??!!I dress in what can only be described as a leprechaun on...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

I GOT THE 666! UH-OH! AM I GOING TO HELL NOW??

I just saw that my video has had 666 views!! KEWL! Or maybe not so cool. To quote Paris, all my friends need rehab after hanging w/ me, Hilton, "THAT'S HOT" (just shoot me now for even going there) is...
Posted by WitchyWoman Comedy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST