George Bush's Evil plan for a better Squirrel Revealed!! |
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Friends! Again the overly aggressive war-crazed US imperialists of the criminal Bush clique will stop at nothing, including Genetic Mutation to Halt the freedom Loving Rodents of the Squirr...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST |
Google has found the Squirrel Nation! |
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Listen to the Hypnosquirrel!That's Right folks! The Peace Loving Rodents of the Squirrel Nation have been recognized by Google! See for yourselves! Google : Squirrel NationShare the news wi...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST |
Anti-Squirrel Airlines fighting hostile takeover! |
The powerful Squirrel Nation has been looking for a way toforce airlines to reinstate peanuts as the primary in flight snack.The airlines began supplying pretzels instead of peanuts to itspassengers o...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Now you can say Squirrel in many languages! |
Pedro the Party Squirrel wants you to know how to say "Squirrel" throughout the World!English - squirrel Spanish - ardilla Italian - scoiattolo Portuguese - esquilo German - eichhörnchen French - écur...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:04:00 PST |
Environmental Speech Interrupted by Acorn Wielding Assailant |
WASHINGTON -- What started as an Environmental Town Hall Meeting ended in chaos as an unknown Protester hurled obscenities and acorns at President Bush.The President was almost finished with his speec...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:17:00 PST |
Squirrel's in the Axis of Evil!? |
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Patriots!! Again President Bush & The U.S. War mongers attack the Peace Loving Rodents of the Squirrel Nation! We must Stop this Slandering of our dignity!We are cute, fuzzy, and make y...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:57:00 PST |
News Break!! Skrwerlin Infiltrators apprehended!! |
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Date line Squirrel Capital:Two United States Human spies were caught today trying to infiltrate the Squirrel Nation.The two suspects whose names are being withheld are currently being held ...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST |
Skwerlin Brothers and Sisters! Ready for War |
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Brother's and Sister's, the time is almost upon us!Soon the hairless apes that control this world will tremble under the might of the Skwerlin Empire!Plans are in place!, Parks all over the...
Posted by SQUIRREL NATION on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:54:00 PST |
