What do I want to reveal to all of cyberspace? Well lets see, I could tell you that I have 4 beautiful, well behaved, respectful, appreciative children but that would be a lie, except the beautiful part. I could tell you that I am rich and famous but with a little research you could find out that I am not rich and when you google me all you get is misc. info about complete randoms, obviously not a famous person. I could tell you that the man I have been married to for over 20 years worships the ground I walk on but any one who knows him will tell you that the only ground he would worship would be on a golf course and if I am in this scenerio at all I would have to be carrying his clubs, a full cooler of beverages and my mouth would have to be duck taped shut! He has since added "wearing lingerie". Now that would truly be a religous experience, miracle to be exact! I must also make a note that this "hubby" surprised me on our 20th wedding anniversary with a trip to Mexico, minus the kids! I guess I will keep him around for at least another 20 or 40 or so!Besides the sex is great! I could also say that at age 43 I haven't one wrinkle and that is true but the reason is not good genentics instead, taunt skin! This by the way is why I refuse to lose weight at least until I become rich and famous and can afford a plastic surgeon! Which leads me to body type, lets just say I am a size 4 disguised as a size 14! I could tell "cyber", as I have fondly come to know this "space", that I am beggining a new career as a stand up comic but the truth is, I have had only 2 gigs both in my hometown and am still waiting to get dicovered or at least paid! I know it will happen someday, because I am really funny, just ask my kids and my husband, they laughed so hard they all cried when I told them what I wanted to do, I think even one of them wet their pants! Of course they don't get me but neither do my own parents after 43 years of my exisitence so how can I expect anyone else to get me. Thank God there are a few who get me, my closest friends, they get me or at least tolerate me and all my sarcastic humor!...My dogs, they get me, they always smile when I practice my comedy routines for them or maybe it's just gas... who cares, it's a smile! And last but least, my theapist gets me...Once a week for $120 an hour! Yes, the options are endless of what I can say about myself but I will end here, at least for now!Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com
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