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"Sybil"

"Even in colored pencil my boob sticks out!"

About Me

What do I want to reveal to all of cyberspace? Well lets see, I could tell you that I have 4 beautiful, well behaved, respectful, appreciative children but that would be a lie, except the beautiful part. I could tell you that I am rich and famous but with a little research you could find out that I am not rich and when you google me all you get is misc. info about complete randoms, obviously not a famous person. I could tell you that the man I have been married to for over 20 years worships the ground I walk on but any one who knows him will tell you that the only ground he would worship would be on a golf course and if I am in this scenerio at all I would have to be carrying his clubs, a full cooler of beverages and my mouth would have to be duck taped shut! He has since added "wearing lingerie". Now that would truly be a religous experience, miracle to be exact! I must also make a note that this "hubby" surprised me on our 20th wedding anniversary with a trip to Mexico, minus the kids! I guess I will keep him around for at least another 20 or 40 or so!Besides the sex is great! I could also say that at age 43 I haven't one wrinkle and that is true but the reason is not good genentics instead, taunt skin! This by the way is why I refuse to lose weight at least until I become rich and famous and can afford a plastic surgeon! Which leads me to body type, lets just say I am a size 4 disguised as a size 14! I could tell "cyber", as I have fondly come to know this "space", that I am beggining a new career as a stand up comic but the truth is, I have had only 2 gigs both in my hometown and am still waiting to get dicovered or at least paid! I know it will happen someday, because I am really funny, just ask my kids and my husband, they laughed so hard they all cried when I told them what I wanted to do, I think even one of them wet their pants! Of course they don't get me but neither do my own parents after 43 years of my exisitence so how can I expect anyone else to get me. Thank God there are a few who get me, my closest friends, they get me or at least tolerate me and all my sarcastic humor!...My dogs, they get me, they always smile when I practice my comedy routines for them or maybe it's just gas... who cares, it's a smile! And last but least, my theapist gets me...Once a week for $120 an hour! Yes, the options are endless of what I can say about myself but I will end here, at least for now!Music Code provided by Song2Play.Com

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My Interests

Peolpe with a sense of humor... Experimenting with my parenting techniques on my kids and a few randoms...Reading tabloids in the Walmart line even if I am not buying anything...Learning new things... Finding creative ways to stay sane while raising my kids... Date night with hubby, even if we never leave our bedroom (sorry if I scarred any of my kids for life/ not sorry if it can be the image they see every time they are even thinking about having premarital sex!)...Scary, not gorey movies,...Strange foreign films no one has ever heard of with subtitles...Live theatre... The Stage...Talking to Strangers...Talking in General, even to fence posts...Writing anything and everything except poetry, never have and never intend to get it (shallow I know but hey this is about my interests)...Last but not least... finding ways to get out of housework!

I'd like to meet:

Jesus but not for a long while...Other people who understand my humor and get me...OK I guess I may be in for a long wait! I have decided to remove all famous people who are still alive on my who i'd like to meet list...I wouldn't mind meeting famous people at least certain ones but I want them to want to meet me first or we have nothing in common and it would be a boring conversation! I am not into falling all over someone just because they are famous! Unless it's...no never mind, he's probably crappy in bed!...We give way too much credit to the "famous" like they have anything more interesting to say than the common Joe or Joanna... Common is good, common is real and common is probably a lot more interesting!!! So my dead list is the following: Janis Joplin, Gilda Radner, Erma Bombeck, Freud, Einstein, Joan of Ark, my biological Grandmother and a lot more but just like Jesus I am willing to wait!!!

Music:

I love Rock n Roll, Classic rock like the Beatles, Kiss, Def Leppard, Rod Stewart, The Stones, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Led Zepplin...many many more. All time favorite song, hands down is Stairway to Heaven by Led Zepplin...Scary that this in now considered classic rock!

Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES IN GENERAL. SUSPENSE, COMEDY, ROMANCE,ANY GOOD MOVIE WILL DO, EVEN A BAD ONE BEATS HOUSEWORK! MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU CRY, LAUGH, CRAP YOUR PANTS AND ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT KEEP YOU GUESSING. SOME OF MY FAVORITES ARE SE7EN, WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, REMEMBER THE TITANS, MAN IN THE MOON, WHERE THE HEART IS, GIRL INTERUPTED, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS, LEGALLY BLONDE, A TIME TO KIL, THE SHINING, ANYTHING FROM STEPHEN KING...YES, I ADMIT QUITE THE VARIETY, I AM NOT REAL PICKY EXCEPT FOR MOVIES THAT HAVE POOR WRITING AND USE GORE,VERBAGE AND SEX TO SHOCK YOU IN THE NAME OF ENTERTAINMENT! I ALSO NEED TO MENTION A FEW MORE I REMEMBERED...THE CRYING GAME, THE LOST BOYS, CAT PEOPLE AND RECENTLY A NEW FAVORITE CRASH.

Television:

I grew up watching the boob tube, everything I learned about life came from there. Mrs. Brady taught me to get along with my siblings, Jeanie taught me to shake my head and cross my arms whenvever I was needing to leave a situation I had created, The Adams family taught me about diversity and how to trim roses, Mr. Rogers taught me to change my sweater every day and Bewitched taught me to wiggle my nose to clean the house (that one has yet to work!) Yes, I love the boob tube and wish I had more time for the mindless wonder! I believe that the reason I wear a double "D" is due to the tv! Now as an adult, I haven't much time for it. When I do I like Amerian Idol, our whole family is way into it. I hate to admit it but I love the Bachelor and Charmed. I also like Nip/Tuck but rarely get to see it, as a matter of fact I do not even know if it is still on. I also like Boston Legal, Meduim and the Ellen D show. I miss Six Feet Under, Ally McBeal and Murphy Brown. Also a really old one, China Beach. Does anyone remember a show called Cop Rock? I thought it was hilarious, of course it wasn't suppose to be funny...probably why it didn't last. Also, I used to love Picket Fences.

Books:

I haven't read a good book in such a long time. I do love to read but with my schedule, reading is reserved for mornings in my "office" and must be in 10 minute intervals...Lots of magazine articles and books I have borrowed from friends that I will probably forget to give back. This is probably why I am no longer allowed to have a library card, it doesn't matter the due date, I will be late! I like home magazines where I can get great decorating ideas that seem to work on the magazine pages but never in my house. I like gardening magazines that make it look so easy but if you don't water your plants they turn brown and die, I know this from much personal experience. One of my favorites is Readers Digest which my son decided it is named what it is because you only find it in bathrooms where a lot of digesting is going on!

Heroes:

Still searching!

My Blog

Unprotected Sex in Iraq

My best thoughts come to me in the strangest places, for instance in the shower, on the toilet, driving in the car or in bed at 2am&This thought came to me in the shower this morning&Our war in Iraq s...
Posted by "Sybil" on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Sybils Sound off!

"Sybils" Sound off! This is my new forum for subjects to discuss. One of my favorite things to do (besides sex) is discuss/debate anything and everything. I love to argue my own views while listening...
Posted by "Sybil" on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

The Day after!!!

The following is just a test of the emergency venting system genetically created in all mothers of today  to keep their heads from exploding, remember this is just a test. I should of known today...
Posted by "Sybil" on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

Mix and Match...How Anal are you?

This morning as I was helping my 9 year old  get ready for school (it was picture day) she said to me&"Mom, do you think it's ok if my socks don't match?" I told her, "No one will see your socks...
Posted by "Sybil" on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST

Bi or Not to Bi...What determines Bi?

I think about this a lot...What makes a person bi-sexual?  Are there rules? Can you go back to just one or the other? Once a bi always a bi? If you are a guy and you don't recieve but o...
Posted by "Sybil" on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

A Quickie!!!

I am flying high!!!I just had a killer performance at the Rivers Edge!!!! I was suppose to be the emcee and filler comic while another guy was to be the headliner...This morning I got an e-mail t...
Posted by "Sybil" on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

Half a viagra and a new penis...

I just heard that if you place half a viagra pill in a plant it will last longer...This got my brain working on all the other things I could do with the other half of that viagra pill...First on the l...
Posted by "Sybil" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST

Lights...Camera...Kiddies?

No not kitties but kids! Kids everywhere! I drove up to Portland for filming of my comedy routine at a community studio.  A local guy produces his version of Saturday Night Live and has been...
Posted by "Sybil" on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

Not for the weak...

So I am on the rag and I am a total bitch tonight. If I had a small kitten I would bite it's head off but instead I chose to rip my kids each a new asshole. My husband would be in the situat...
Posted by "Sybil" on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

I love my men but I need my women!!!!

I am feeling rather emotional and if you are a blessed women or my kind of  gay man you will be able to relate to this, my BF (yes I still use that term) just spent the last 3 and a half hours wi...
Posted by "Sybil" on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:20:00 PST