i like anything you might equate with an 90-year-old lady: i like sensible shoes, taking naps, forgetting shit all the time, falling asleep in the middle of a sentence, drinking tea, wearing diapers, having someone else bathe me, knitting, & other jackasseries. i also enjoy having orgasms + eating pizza. i don't trust a man with small hands. or no hands, for that matter.
my future ex-husband(s).
anything that i can (tap)dance/make-out to. but not at the same time. that would be weird.
i like movies i'm in, because it means i got paid. it prolly also means the director/casting director/producers have good taste/i slept with them. anything in which animals perform human tasks- including talking, driving, wearing clothes... it's the highest form of comedy.
i like tv shows that i'm in, because it gives me (delusive) validation. also, it means i got paid. anything with jessica pare. anything tim mcauliffe writes/is in. anything dave kerr is in. the hour. buffy. battlestar gallactica. y+r.
"chicken soup for the shitstain's soul"+"alternatives to suicide".
my bikini-waxer.