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claire brosseau

my cell phone is broken. i won’t call you. maybe because i can’t, maybe because i don&rs

About Me

i'm pretty awesome.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

i like anything you might equate with an 90-year-old lady: i like sensible shoes, taking naps, forgetting shit all the time, falling asleep in the middle of a sentence, drinking tea, wearing diapers, having someone else bathe me, knitting, & other jackasseries. i also enjoy having orgasms + eating pizza. i don't trust a man with small hands. or no hands, for that matter.

I'd like to meet:

my future ex-husband(s).

Music:

anything that i can (tap)dance/make-out to. but not at the same time. that would be weird.

Movies:

i like movies i'm in, because it means i got paid. it prolly also means the director/casting director/producers have good taste/i slept with them. anything in which animals perform human tasks- including talking, driving, wearing clothes... it's the highest form of comedy.

Television:

i like tv shows that i'm in, because it gives me (delusive) validation. also, it means i got paid. anything with jessica pare. anything tim mcauliffe writes/is in. anything dave kerr is in. the hour. buffy. battlestar gallactica. y+r.

Books:

"chicken soup for the shitstain's soul"+"alternatives to suicide".

Heroes:

my bikini-waxer.

My Blog

truth or dare

Truth or DareYou get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, silly stupid, or random, and I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. Thats the truth part.I now have to choose ten people who the...
Posted by claire brosseau on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

myspace sexual etiquette

be careful who you sleep with. you will feel obligated to put that person in your "top friends"- regardless if they've asked you to, or not. then you have to stare at them EVERY TIME YOU LOG ON. "you ...
Posted by claire brosseau on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

my body, my blog.

when you post a blog, it's weird that myspace asks you what you're reading, viewing, playing, or listening to. am i retarded, or is it not extremely difficult to read a book + write a blog at the same...
Posted by claire brosseau on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:22:00 PST

"the hour" magazine: i'm a hot shot. put that in your pipe + smoke it. bitches.

what was actually printed: http://www.hour.ca/news/news.aspx?iIDArticle=10056the original interview:Job title: stand-up comic, actressEducation: graduate of New York's Neighborhood Playhouse School of...
Posted by claire brosseau on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

TOUGH RADIO INTERVIEW: BILLY THE MIME.

this past week, i worked for chanel 153, "laugh attack" on XM radio at the JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL. if i couldn't BE in the festival then i think i had the best job at the fest. eventhough i looked l...
Posted by claire brosseau on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:26:00 PST

POPPING MY blog CHERRY

Im going to be honest with you: Ive always made fun of people & the concept of blogs. I read my first one about a year & a half ago, & it was some girl bitching about her friends, & how she didnt feel...
Posted by claire brosseau on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:25:00 PST