MY RESUME |
As I face the idea of leaving my job- I decided to take a look back at my "career"- I even made a resume- ya know, in case some place really crappy is hiring.
ILIZA SHLESINGER ..:na...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST |
MY RESUME |
As I face the idea of leaving my job- I decided to take a look back at my "career"- I even made a resume- ya know, in case some place really crappy is hiring.
ILIZA SHLESINGER ..:na...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST |
CAT POWER! |
I've always wanted to have my own talk show-
My first guest would be the singer, Cat Power and it would go like this:
Iliza: Welcome to the show, with us today is Cat Power.
CP: H...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:42:00 PST |
TYRA BANKS THINKS IM UGLY |
So... I got an email from the Tyra Banks show saying that they loved my myspace page and thought I was so funny and wanted to talk to me. So I called them- I thought, wow, Tyra Banks wants me to do st...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST |
DOES ANYONE ELSE CARE TO FIND THIS IRONIC? |
I'm gonna jump right into this one. Get in, get out, like a lye bath. I have to pee, so I'm gonna type quickly.Lisa Rinna http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Lisa+Rinna&btnG=Google+ SearchThat lady th...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST |
JUICE GUYS ARE WEIRD |
I was drinking a Nantucket Nectar- and I looked under the cap..my buddy, I>looked under the cap.>>I was expecting to find, like, a quote or a factoid...like snapple>does..maybe even a code, like Sobe ...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST |
NEWSCAST |
Okay, so I made this video, check it out at youtube if you haven't seen it on my page.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05Ujbb7P5Q
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST |
I F'ING HATE STARBUCKS |
I never go into Starbucks- and today I remembered why. For some reason at around 3pm, I wanted something sweet to drink. I didnt want juice- I dont know why I wanted some sort of iced coffee drink- I ...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST |
Mo'nique...ugh |
I dont care if you hate me for this blog. I have plenty of well worded, borderline brilliant thoughts in other blogs, so if you dont like this one, I invite you to peruse my collection.
While ...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST |
I wrote this.. |
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2283&Se ctionID=1...
Posted by ILIZA SHLESINGER on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST |
