additions to the Smartass Hall Of Fame |
these are the new additions all well derserved.Harvey Corman-Dean Martin-Dick Martin-Phyliss Diller-Mel Brooks-Madeline Kahn-Marty Feldman-Tim Conway-Carol Burnett-Vicki Lauwence-Lucille Ball-Betty Wh...
Posted by the smartass university on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:46:00 PST |
Smartass Hall of Fame |
these are the first inductees into the Hall Of Fame. Not because they are great friends, no they are that funny.Don Rickles......very deservingJerry Lewis.......very deservingNancee Heitz.....Passed o...
Posted by the smartass university on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST |
the professor:Nan |
it is very hard to be funny when your best friend passed away. I am trying, her passing happened on the 19th, she will be at the final resting place on the 29th. Please do not ask. i dont have a fucki...
Posted by the smartass university on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST |
what is the worst thing that happened to you while or during being drunk. |
Being the Professor i coul be here all day and night telling you some doozies of stories about this. but one does come to mind, unclouded, sorta.
ok, I was at a farm party, I'm from Wiscowsin remember...
Posted by the smartass university on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST |
This Space is for funny people |
This space is for funny people. Those who think they are funny, actually are not. We have very funny people here who know how to share the jokes with everyone.
We (The Dean and Professor) monitor this...
Posted by the smartass university on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST |
I wonder if..... |
I wonder what a person with ADD and schitzophenic tendencies would think of.
Posted by the smartass university on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST |
Do You Know Jack Schitt?...Too Funny |
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond i...
Posted by the smartass university on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Confusious Say.............. |
1.) Man lay woman on hill....not on level
2.) Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stink finger
3.) Woman who fly airplane upside down...have crackup
4.) Man who fart in church...sit ...
Posted by the smartass university on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST |
If you view our blogs please leave a comment |
Hey folks, if you read our BLOGS please leave a comment otherwise we won't know who paid SU a visit.
Thanks,
The Dean and Professor...
Posted by the smartass university on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:41:00 PST |
redundant things |
these are a few redundant comments I have seen in ads, tv, in life.
1)Commercial: A invisable fence con not be seen.(well no shit)
2)fresh from the freezer ( ???)
3)just like Grandm use to make ( Neve...
Posted by the smartass university on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST |
