I'm educated, been all around the world,
and collected a ton of stories to share. I love
camping, hiking, drinking, clubbing, watching movies,
singing, swimming, road trips, acting, writing,
traveling, eclectic friends, eclectic music, The
Simpsons and CBS Evening news, (the only two things I
can't miss) watching all the local teams, (but real
life activities always come first) snowboarding, weird
people, bizarre humor, Scott Baio as "Charles" from
"Charles in Charge", Cookie Jarvis, The San Francisco
Bay Area, non-fiction reading, NPR & PBS, Kool but not
the Gang, the island of Maui, blue toilet water, Will
Ferrell, folks with good hearts. The dislikes? Just a
few: Intolerant people, non-recyclers, MTV & all it's
subsidiaries, belly button piercings, Puff Daddy or P.
Diddy or whatever the hell he is now, people who call
San Francisco "frisco", The Dodd family of Reno
Nevada, lengthy impeachment hearings, the Nabisco
logo, being homesick, Bill Gates, The NBA, people who
begin or end sentences with the letters "R" "S" or
"P", English accents, violence, small children who ski
or speak French, Mr. Bean’s inane shenanigans, Jerry
Springer, sports teams with inappropriate Native
American mascots, hot dogs, P.P. Jones, coach class,
"The Olsen Twins", those who don't understand that a
turn signal is an instrument for indicating what you
are GOING to do in the near future rather than what
you are presently doing, spandex, the little devil
child on the Welch's juice commercials, people with
too many dislikes.
www.owenthomas.org
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