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Marian

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a shy, nice girl who likes to take shits. Big ones. But not on other people or myself.

My Interests

Learning French. I also enjoy talking out of my ass and bathroom humor. But I really am learning French, sort of.

I'd like to meet:

People who'll make me laugh 'til I pee my pants and then buy me shoes afterwards.If I don't already know you, please don't try to add me as a friend without sending me a message first. Also, I don't want to meet any buttfaces or mean people. If you are a buttface or mean person, please resist the urge and don't contact me. Likewise if you are incapable of spelling correctly or using proper grammar.

Music:

The Mighty Mos Def, Lyrics Born, Blackalicious and the rest of Quannum, Talib Kweli, Ozomatli, Common, Massive Attack, Imogen Heap, The Roots, Jean Grae, The Postal Service, Jack Johnson, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, Miss Jenny Lewis and her friends the Watson Twins, Yerba Buena, Gorillaz, Ben Harper, Arabic music (songs from the mutha land!), Sade, Maxwell, Prince, Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks has the best voice on the planet), and yes, maybe even a little Boys II Men. Uh huh.

Movies:

Anything featuring Daniel Craig's ass.

Television:

I can no longer tolerate Sex and the City. I love: Lost, The Office, What Not To Wear, anything on the Food Network, Absolutely Fabulous, Alias, and Arrested Development (everyone should have a lawyer named Bob Loblaw). Okay fine, and Gilmore Girls. Shut up. Crap, I watch too much tv.

Books:

And the Band Played On; The Alchemist; By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept; Wicked; The Kite Runner; A Thousand Splendid Suns; Still Life With Woodpecker; Jitterbug Perfume; Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates; Bridget Jones' Diary; The Edge of Reason; Lolita; Memoirs of a Geisha (because I am a woman, afterall); A Civil Action; Twenty Love Poems: and a Song of Despair; I, Pierre Riviere; Marie Antoinette; The Evolution of Desire; The Tipping Point; Blink; The Handmaid's Tale; Typhoid Mary; and The Hot Zone. Come on, say it with me now: "Marian LOVES books!"

Heroes:

My cousin once turned his ass into a blowtorch. A true visionary.

My Blog

She jokes, she jokes...

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.   Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them...
Posted by Marian on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

Say Hello to the Naughty Gnome

Her red eyes burn bright in her white powdered face. She gazes at me with a look of disdain, as if I was the one who had just sprayed the half the contents of a bottle of perfume in the bathroom inste...
Posted by Marian on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:25:00 PST

Word of the Day

Hello Childrens. Today's Word of the Day is 'Hatefuck.' Hatefuck is defined as aggressive and intense sexual intercourse between two people who hate each other in order to clear the air. This word, ap...
Posted by Marian on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

Carla Bruni is wrong.

i think that when we lose lovers they should stay lost. no lost lover police necessary.
Posted by Marian on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

Back and forth. Forever.

This reminds me of my childhood. My adulthood too, come to think of it. Watch. Thanks Ajay.
Posted by Marian on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

We Will Not Be Silent

A few weeks ago, a woman on the Staten Island ferry was stopped by armed coast guard officers. During the summer, a man at JFK was delayed from boarding his JetBlue flight. They were both hassled beca...
Posted by Marian on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

Don't take much

You know when you're so tired and so stressed and anxious that the only thing that can make you feel better is hug from someone who actually gives a shit? That's how I feel today.
Posted by Marian on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST

Tom is a Bitch

Tom would never be one of my actual friends in real life. From what I know of him, he's a pretty big bitch. I mean, fucking Rupert Murdoch (indirectly) paid him approximately $75 million ($150 million...
Posted by Marian on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:52:00 PST

Wounded

I've gotta cut on my middle finger and I need to show it off. Wanna see?
Posted by Marian on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:24:00 PST

Note to Self

Stop drunk dialing people.
Posted by Marian on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST