Learning French. I also enjoy talking out of my ass and bathroom humor. But I really am learning French, sort of.
People who'll make me laugh 'til I pee my pants and then buy me shoes afterwards.If I don't already know you, please don't try to add me as a friend without sending me a message first. Also, I don't want to meet any buttfaces or mean people. If you are a buttface or mean person, please resist the urge and don't contact me. Likewise if you are incapable of spelling correctly or using proper grammar.
The Mighty Mos Def, Lyrics Born, Blackalicious and the rest of Quannum, Talib Kweli, Ozomatli, Common, Massive Attack, Imogen Heap, The Roots, Jean Grae, The Postal Service, Jack Johnson, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, Miss Jenny Lewis and her friends the Watson Twins, Yerba Buena, Gorillaz, Ben Harper, Arabic music (songs from the mutha land!), Sade, Maxwell, Prince, Fleetwood Mac (Stevie Nicks has the best voice on the planet), and yes, maybe even a little Boys II Men. Uh huh.
Anything featuring Daniel Craig's ass.
I can no longer tolerate Sex and the City. I love: Lost, The Office, What Not To Wear, anything on the Food Network, Absolutely Fabulous, Alias, and Arrested Development (everyone should have a lawyer named Bob Loblaw). Okay fine, and Gilmore Girls. Shut up. Crap, I watch too much tv.
And the Band Played On; The Alchemist; By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept; Wicked; The Kite Runner; A Thousand Splendid Suns; Still Life With Woodpecker; Jitterbug Perfume; Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates; Bridget Jones' Diary; The Edge of Reason; Lolita; Memoirs of a Geisha (because I am a woman, afterall); A Civil Action; Twenty Love Poems: and a Song of Despair; I, Pierre Riviere; Marie Antoinette; The Evolution of Desire; The Tipping Point; Blink; The Handmaid's Tale; Typhoid Mary; and The Hot Zone. Come on, say it with me now: "Marian LOVES books!"
My cousin once turned his ass into a blowtorch. A true visionary.