Alicia (Ah-lee-see-ah)

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~ Let's see...So is this the part where we type in the presumed, for example: I love to have fun and laugh and that I'm goofy and that those that know me, know that about me...um...YOU THINK? That I enjoy life, yadda yadda yadda....blah blah blah. I'm not trying to promote myself by giving a fancy shmancy "About me" intro. What you see is what you get. We ALL fart. So why not tell it like it REALLY is? Ready to be entertained? Relax, sit back, get comfortable in your chair, bucket, whatever you sit on...Cause if you're standing and reading this...that's pretty weird. But if you're like sipping on tea...then I guess it's not too weird, unless there's Vodka in it and it's like 3 AM, then WEIRDO, and if you're naked...EWWW...read someone else's profile COCHINO or even worse COCHINA. Anyway... here we go...I once wet my pants at a store when I was 6 years old because my cousin was making me laugh and I ran out crying and laughing at the same time because how embarrassing but how funny! Or how about the fact that I'm not independent. I'm very dependent on the love of my friends and family, without them I'd be living dead. I love to make people laugh, and sometimes feel like running over some. But I don't, cause HELLO, how am I going to run over them if we're not on the street when they make me mad? Sometimes while eating cereal for breakfast, I try to read the box with out making a mistake and if I do, I have to start all over again until I read it perfectly, no matter how long it takes. (Just the backside) When speaking to people that have accents, whether they be Indian, or Vietnamese...etc.. I feel that I have to speak to them with an accent as well so we can "understand" each other. My family are a bunch of nuts and that's why I love them even more. Like my uncle who swears he can understand what the apes are saying when we watch the movie TARZAN. "Listen...he's telling him that the banana gave him heartburn"...Okay TIO : ) or my greatly adored mother who is a Christian, and can drink like the Irish...ah...but Jesus drank wine, said she. Okay mother, CHEERS! Never the less...She's my hero, the real Wonder Woman. My friends, my dear friends....I love them because they know ALL about me, and still stick around. Well I'd go on and on...but if you want to know the rest, you'll have to buy the book. Of course to protect identities some names will be changed, because I don't want VERONICA AND CLAUDIA to be upset, so we'll just call them....Vera and Cleo, yeah! Damn, I'm a genius! Well that's a little about Alicia umm....you can get up now, or you can be nosy and go thru the rest of my page, look at my pics, go thru my friend's pages. Other things I MUST mention, I do NOT tolerate ignorant, forged and ungenuine people. Money or degrees are not of main importance. It's not enough to have a good mind, the main thing is to USE IT WELL. You're definately worthy of praise for your achievements, however, educating the mind without educating the heart, is NO education at all. Money can't buy you class. Just impress yourself. In summation of all the mentioned...I'm extremely blessed with the family and friends that the man upstairs has given me, so Hi-Five God!