Zach Slow - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i have bad allergies.

My Interests

i'm intersted in a lot of things. like, how come i can't remember anyone's name--but i can remember my phone number back in kindergarden? wtf is that?
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I'd like to meet:

a girl who can shred on the bagpipes.
Check out the xmas videos me and Jelly D made, suckas! Trapped in the CLAUSet Chapter 1 of 3 ..Trapped in the CLAUSet Chapter 2 of 3 ..Trapped in the CLAUSet Chapter 3 of 3 ..

Music:

air. afi. aesop rock. beastie boys. bjork. black keys. cibo mato. clutch. dead can dance. deftones. deltron 3030. dr. octagon. dj shadow. elliott smith. the faint. fischerspooner. fu manchu. the fucking champs. gza. the hives. hot hot heat. interpol. iron maiden. jedi mind tricks. jeff buckley. kool keith. latyrx. led zeppelin. m83. malignus youth. everything mike patton touches. m.i.a. old metallica. notorious big. pantera. portishead. sepultura. slayer. the stooges. tool. the cure. wolfmother. wolf parade.......m/

Movies:

requiem for a dream. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. pulp fiction. the rocky horror picture show. buffalo 66. the holy mountain. baraka. the nightmare before christmas. koyaanisqatsi. powaqqatsi. the cook the thief his wife and her lover. winged migration. the jerk. taxi driver. any movie where animals have speaking rolls.

Television:

i hate to admit it, but god damn if i don't like some of those really sketchy reality shows.

Books:

condom instructions are always a good read. although i always cry when i'm done. anything about mormons. richard bach rules. a million little pieces. my friend leanord.

Heroes:

bill hicks.
jared hayes.
or any of these dudes

My Blog

my dad

Sunday morning I woke up to a voicemail from my Uncle Jerry. I was on my way into work, and when I heard his message, I knew something bad had happened. He's a republican cop from Chicago, so we could...
Posted by Zach Slow on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

make way for the S.O.B.!!!

this pretty much sums her up:http://idolator.com/tunes/lady-sovereign/lady-sovereign-g ets-called-out-for-being-grandmadissing-brat-216131.phpoh, and they called me "zach snow". hahaha
Posted by Zach Slow on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST

I DID IT!!!!

(if you have no idea what i'm talking about here, go check my site first. www.helpmegetrandomwtihladysovereign.com)Alright, it's now been a couple of days and my brain is finally recovered from the bi...
Posted by Zach Slow on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

Help me get random!

As if i didn't have enough to do, i decided to add one more crazy project to my life:http://www.helpmegetrandomwithladysovereign.com/This is for real, and i need as much help spreading the word as pos...
Posted by Zach Slow on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

my new bike

i want to make love to it.is that weird?...
Posted by Zach Slow on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST

Whoopie Goldberg is a white woman playing a black actress

Two christmas parties ago, a guy i work with came up to me and said "you know you look exactly lie Elliot Smith, right?" I don't think he meant it as an insult, but i took it that way. I mean, don'...
Posted by Zach Slow on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:23:00 PST

Casual Zombies

My friends and I have slowly become bored with San Francisco night life. I mean sure, it's fun, but it does get old quick after going out every weekend for about 6 years straight. To make it a lit...
Posted by Zach Slow on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 10:22:00 PST

rich people water

it's embarrassing to admit this, and i never thought i would. but after 26 years of denial, i can finally say with total confidence that I LOVE MINERAL WATER. i've always thought of mineral water a...
Posted by Zach Slow on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

dead bodies everywhere

today is the day before thanksgiving. most people in the "business" world have a half day today. having a six hour jump-start helps fight crowded airports and traffic. and just like most people, i too...
Posted by Zach Slow on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:49:00 PST

I'm taller than most asians.

I just got back from Tokyo last week. What an incredible city. First of all, there really are Asians EVERYWHERE, it's not just a myth. Seriously, who knew? Plus, nobody spoke English... which made buy...
Posted by Zach Slow on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST