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Kasper Hauser

"... Bend the bars, get out, make a star map, catch a deer ..."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy with the thing.

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My Blog

Skymaul is out!

The wait is over. At last. At long last. Go to www.skymaul.com and check out our interactive sample. "It makes a great Halloween gift!"FAQIs your book, Skymaul: Happy Crap You Can Buy from a Plane, a ...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST

Stingrays are FLIPPING out?!

Another guy got stabbed in the heart by a stingray, doubling the number of guys that got stabbed in the heart by a stingray lately? CNN says you can watch a video to see "the speckled creature's face,...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

Was Jacobus Molested by Foley?!

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Posted by Kasper Hauser on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

HOW DAN REALLY IS!!!!!

Hi, Welcome to Mathemagical Tootering, I'm (wiggles his bow-tie) Dan Klein where we explore the Maaagic of our world around you. Hi, welcome to Mathemagical Tootering. Today's subject is...probably......
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:58:00 PST

Do Not Look At This Artist's Rendition Of Nature's Cruelty: You are Forewarned


Posted by Kasper Hauser on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

Kasper Hauser's Big Daily Doubler Football Picks for this weekend

Navy v. East Carolina: Navy by 14, they're deep in the backfield, have two big guys on the o-line that can hit, in the persons of Frengholler and Marbosa. Should be an easy time, even if the Snow-Cats...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

Gnome Schooling

People have been asking me about Home Schooling. I need to set the record straight. We are not "Home Schooling". We are "Gnome Schooling". We send our son to an underground cavern where he has to fig...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Bigfoot in Leopard thong?

This pic was taken by a guy looking for mountain lions in "Los Padres Sympaticos" National Forest, near the La Brea tarpits. The photographer heard a rustling in the bushes and then ... this. The guy ...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

Is Iraq Gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Baghdad. Three and a half years have passed since the fall of Mr. Saddam Husseins tyrannical regime here, and the difference could not be more stark. "We want to go to burning man," says conservative ...
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

Oh Christ How Fucking Fun and What a Crazy Picture

Down:1. Jesus's Mom's name2. Kind of Dog Lassie wasAcross:1. God's given nameReposted because the pic disappeared. Anyone who gets the answers write in a postcard and go take a shit....
Posted by Kasper Hauser on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST