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A beginning, is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padashah Emperor Shaddam IV ... my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the Spice Melange. The Spice extends life. The Spice expands conciousness. The Spice is vital to space travel.The Spacing Guild and it's Nagigators who the Spice has, mutated over four thousand years use the orange spice gas .. which gives them the ability to fold space. That is travel, to any part of the universe, without moving.Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. The Spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away in the rocks are a people known as the Fremen. Who have long held a profesy .. that a man would come. A messiah. Who would lead them to true freedomThe planet is Arrakis ... also known as Dune.
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