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Rachel

new world order

About Me

I love to laugh maniacally. I love absurdity and sarcasm. I'm cynical. I have a dark sense of humor. I admire people who go against the grain. I hate "small" talk.....but I do it for a living as a hairdresser. I sometimes have fantasies that amuse me, involving me saying or doing something publicly that's really absurd or innappropriate....things I would never DARE do in reality....things that can't be taken back. Manic things! HUH HA! I find most things in life to be silly and absurd when I really think about it. I find dry and self-deprecating humor to be the most funny. I love philosophy. I'm spiritual. I'm a music junkie. I like trains. I love roadtrips. I hate it when I'm on a road trip with someone who wants to be gabby the whole time.... and all I want to do is zone out and listen to my favorite songs. I love nature and would LOVE someday to have a place somewhere kind of remote, where I can get away when I want to.

My Interests

music, my kitty matilda, stand up comedy, laughing, making people laugh, sleeping in, snuggling, writing, traveling, roadtrips, red wine, sex, drawing/painting, dancing, movies, museums, art, ancient history, science, nature (especially waterfalls) Fall, forests, storms, snow, bonfires on the beach, acoustic guitar, horses, trains, submarines, sharks, going out for breakfast, coffee, cigarettes, hair color, bubble baths, video games, magic, reading, learning, chanting and meditation, mythology, fantasy, vampires, ghosts, candles, incense, buddhism, spirituality and the unknown.

I'd like to meet:

myself.

Music:

R.E.M, Sunny Day Real Estate, Radiohead, Fugazi, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Dead Can Dance, Material Issue, Suede, Smiths, Cocteau Twins, Massive Attack, Xymox, Cure, Replacements, Bloc Party, The Jam, Talking Heads, Decemberists, Built to Spill, Shins, Morrissey, Buddy Holly, Stone Roses, Jesus and Mary Chain, Old 97's, James, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Rolling Stones, Paul Simon, Edith Piaf, Lucinda Williams, Beth Orton, CCR, David Bowie, Sugar Cubes, Bjork, Ramones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beastie Boys, Pixies, Psychedelic Furs, Cibo Matto, Portishead, Tom Petty, Peter Gabriel

Movies:

High Fidelity, The Croupier, Requiem for a Dream, House of Sand and Fog, Fight Club, Truman Show, American Psycho, About a Boy, Bronx Tale, Donnie Brasco, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Love Me if You Dare, Amelie, The Labyrinth, The Dreamers, Life is Beautiful, The Pianist, Chocolate, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Taxi Driver, Hannah and Her Sisters, It's a Wonderful Life, Big Fish, Unfaithful, Untamed Heart, Motorcycle Diaries, Meet the Parents, A Beautiful Mind, Run Lola Run, Closer, Bill Hicks (Live DVD). Oh...and I love a good horror movie.

Television:

heroes!!!! curb your enthusiasm, sopranos, nip/tuck, real time, daily show, kids in the hall, king of queens, south park, simpsons, big love

Books:

Ishmael, My Ishmael, Celestine Prophecy

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Larry David, Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen