I enjoy creating laughter, often at my own expense or causing confusion/false tension in normally confusion/tension free situations, hitting things rhythmically, painting, writing, filming, editing video, sketch comedy, meditation, amateur cloning, amateur bullfighting, time traveling, eastern philosophy, systematically ruining my body with concealed piercings and ink, confusing and driving my gently retarded cat crazy, gaining spiritual enlightenment through any means at my disposal, challenging stagnant thought patterns and destabilizing the status quo. I also enjoy midwest thunderstorms, the smell of coffee in the morning, public flatulance, prolonged dental pain and disrupting my neighbor's tranquil lives with my drunken karaoke performances and figuring out new and exciting ways of surprising myself.
I'll know when I meet them. I prefer people of at least comparable intelligence, but sometimes, if they're easy enough on the eyes, smell pretty and don't speak much, I'll make exceptions. If you're applying for "friendship" and you haven't been solicited, please send a message accompanying your request to add that includes your real name as it appears on your social security card, your complete billing address, social security number as well as the name of the financial institution you bank with and your primary checking account and routing numbers. Your information will be evaluated by experts and your worthiness for friendship will be carefully considered. Again, thanks for playing...and good luck!
Mister Wilson has Brainwashed 365 Innocent People
Miss Michelle
Bampot Man
Grape Ape
Master Shua
Curve Surfer
Ellie
The Todd
Rachel
In no particular order...Butthole Surfers, Skinny Puppy, Atari Teenage Riot, Caspar Brotzman Massacre, Godbullies, God Machine, god speed you black emperor, Cherubs, Crust, Cop Shoot Cop, Barkmarket, Firewater, The Fire Theft, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jeremy Enigk, Alec Empire, Bloc Party, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Imperial Teen, Laughing Hyenna's, Movietones, Electric Six, Catherine Wheel, Cocteau Twins, Ministry, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Boss Hog, Drunken Boat, Autechre, Mind Over Four, Mindless Self Indulgence, Melvins, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, KMFDM, CAN, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Slipknot, The Shins, His Name is Alive, Swallow, Deftones, Team Sleep, Korn, Static-X, My Bloody Valentine, The Jack Officers, Mr. Bungle, Gay Dad, Thrall, Throbbing Gristle, Foetus, Fugazi, Difjuz, The Wolfgang Press, Clan of Xymox, Dead Can Dance, Tenacious D, Spirea-X, Braindead Sound Machine, Pailhead, Pigface, Distorted Pony, Ed Hall, World of Skin, Swans, Cindytalk, Pixies, Slowdive, Cat Power, Johnboy, Megadeth, Sonic Youth, Depeche Mode, GusGus, Placebo, Tom Jones, Lightning Bolt, Pain Teens, 12 Rounds, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Crash Worship, Modest Mouse, And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, The Ravonettes, orgy, ride, Spineshank, Pitchshifter, Tube, Negativland, Rodan, Revolting Cocks, Front 242, Download, Psychic TV, Spacemen 3, Spiritualized, The Jesus Lizard, Steel Pole Bathtub, Erectus Monotones, Grandaddy, Daddy Long Legs, Bedhead, Red House Painters, Edith Piaf, Lush, Skindred, Thinkin' Fellers Union Local 282, Flaw, 40 Below Summer, Test Dept., King Missle, King Black Acid, Earshot, Jesus and Mary Chain, Iron Maiden, Grotus, Snake River Conspiracy, Arab Strap, The Arcade Fire, Vampire Weekend, Rock Kills Kid, Lamb, Tricky, Sunna, Massive Attack, Naked Funk, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Kronos Quartet, Killing Joke, This Mortal Coil, Coil, Flying Saucer Attack, Rollerskate Skinny, Main, Shallow, PJ Harvey, NIN, Desert City Soundtrack, Swervedriver, Helio Sequence, Helios Creed, Loop, The Hair and Skin Trading Co., Dave Matthew's Band, Love and Rockets, Bauhaus, She Wants Revenge, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Cure, Miles Davis, Fantomas, Nic Endo, Craddle of Filth, Shadows Fall, Leonard Cohen, Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, This Cursed Earth, Grain & Demise...this is exhaustive and there's still plenty...but those are the important ones. NOW WATCH THESE SHORT CLIPS, SINCE YOU'RE HERE...
Vader Dad
Add to My Profile | More VideosWhere to start...in no particular order, and some haven't been seen in years so they may not have held up if I were to scrutinize them today...Star Wars (the classic trilogy and though I recognize they aren't as good, I'm compelled to stand behind the new ones as well, 'cause they are related), Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, Blade Runner, Outland, Alien and Aliens, Terminators 1 and 2, Poltergeist 1 and 2, E.T., Gremlins, Goonies, Willy Wonka, Lost in America, Annie Hall, In the Company of Strangers, Misunderstood, Stand by Me, The Poseiden Adventure, Cat Balou, A Christmas Story, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, A.I., Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Batman Returns, Superman 1 and 2, both Spidermans, Darkman, Schindler's List, Empire of the Sun, Always, Minority Report, Mississippi Burning, Clockwork Orange, River's Edge, The Adventures of Baron Von Munchhausen, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Office Space, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Blue Velvet, Dune, Twin Peaks: Firewalk with Me, Mulholland Dr., Eraserhead, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Midnight Madness, An American Werewolf in London, Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, Memento, Insomnia, 1 Hour Photo, After Hours, What Dreams May Come, Tron, The Black Hole, Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, The Great Escape, The African Queen, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Forest Gump, As Good as it Gets, The Shining, Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Til Dawn, Lost Boys, Near Dark, Frightnight, House, Friday the 13th Part 7;A New Beginning, Halloween 1 and 2, Prince of Darkness, In the Mouth of Madness, Hellraiser 1 and 2, Lord of Illusions, Nightbreed, Big Fish, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Jerk, Kids, Gummo, Spun, Henry; Portrait of a Serial Killer, American Psycho, Psycho (Hitchcock's, and Van Sant's remake), Rear Window, Vertigo, High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, The Birds, The Matrix Trilogy, The Blair Witch Project, Powasquatsi, Kuyonisquatsi, Baraca, Natural Born Killers, What the Fuck do We know?!?, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead parts 1 and 2, Monkeyshines, Witness, Mosquito Coast, Raising Arizona, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Fargo, A Simple Plan, Barton Fink, Resident Evil, Gattaca, The Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Time Bandits, Time After Time, Somewhere in Time, A Fish Called Wanda, Meet the Parents, There's Something About Mary, Very Bad Things, Paradise Lost, Fahrenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, Fight Club, American History X, Reservior Dogs, Four Rooms...again, exhaustive and I've barely scratched the surface here. I'll come back to this. HEY YOU!! WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO HERE...
I own 5 crappy TV's, no cable and get about 5 channels between them all, so I don't watch much, but when I do, as of lately, it's Lost and Desperate Housewives and a lot of OPB. Usually I just buy DVD's of entire seasons of shows that I liked when I had cable or that I've heard I'll like. Among these are Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Da Ali G. show, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 24, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman and The Office. I've caught an episode of the Dave Chapell show and I think I'm gonna need to own that too soon. Really not that much TV watching as you can see.
The Archaic Revival, The Four Agreements, Celestine Prophecy, The Stand, The Tipping Point and Blink by Malcolm Gladwell, the Dark Tower series, Anything how-to on film, video production, studio make-up or digital music production. Anything Star Wars, William Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Kereuak and miscellaneous non-fiction about physics, psychology, human nature and/or sexuality and countless periodicals and the NY Times...though these don't count, it is reading, damnit!
Several unseen and often perturbed voices that seem to always know what's best for me...thanks fellas. And George Romero, George Lucas, George Washington, George of the Jungle and my uncle George in Boston.
.. Mister Wilson's DETAILS
Status: Confirmed Bachelor
Here for: Mutually Assured Destruction
Orientation: Asexual
Hometown: Kansas City
Body Type: 6'1"/Lanky
Ethnicity: Backpatch
Religion: Cultist
Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Children: If prepared correctly and served with the right wine
Occupation: Unicorn Breeder/Trainer
Income: $250,000 or higher