I'd like to meet:
..“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.†- Steven Seagal
"I think people are frustrated in this society, where predators prey upon normal, law-abiding citizens, and you never see justice in the courtroom. In my films, the predators don't get away with it, I snap necks and stuff...justice and stuff." - Steven Seagal
" If you come back in here, I am gonna hit you with so many rights you are going to beg for a left." - Chuck Norris "Invasion USA"
Chuck Norris: Didn't work, huh?
[throws terrorists their own bomb and detonates it]
Chuck Norris: Now it will.
Chuck Norris: Did you lose this?
[explosion]
Quotes from "The Substitute"
[Treat Williams confronts Douche and his cronies in the library]
Treat Williams: Ohh, I can't tell you boys how much I needed this.
Douchekid ..1: When we're done, I want you to say 'I'm Sorry' 100 times.
Treat Williams: Shh. No talking in the library (kickass pose).
Quotes from "Under Siege w/ Steven Seagal"
Commander Krill: Where are you going?
William Strannix: Make Honolulu glow in the dark.
Commander Krill: Outstanding.
Felicia Storm: There's blood on your shirt.
Steven Seagal: It's not my blood, so you don't have to worry, do you?
Phil Hendrie Quotes:"And that's when I watched the fun begin . . . I remember saying to my wife 'watch this' and as soon as I said that she got air, hit the median retaining wall at least 70 miles an hour and skidded all the way down the wall until the front fender buckled and shredded the front left tire and the wall took all the paint and trim completely off of this yuppie’s suburban and I swear before God, all I did was reach for another egg salad sandwich.â€
"You dont know fear until you've crawled through chinatown in a chihuahua suit"