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My six degrees of separation

I'm famous.You know the Punk/pop music genre?You know the band Blink 182?You know the guitarist/vocalist from that band?yeah! you know tom delonge?oh dude, i saw his sister at a bar last night; i went...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:02:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing at the Del Mar Fair: VOLUME 2

"That'll be twelve dollars please!" said the short old man. if you haven't read the previous; this is a goddamn vodka tonic we're talkin' about. very reluctantly i get my wallet... as i'm getting it, ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:33:00 GMT

The Dreams that i dream are FUCKING CRAZY, YOU GUYS!!!!!

Prologue:  I haven't done this since i was 7 years old and my bedtime was postponed to eight thirty from eight o'clock, but tonight, i thought i'd get the jump on the next days activities and go ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 23:35:00 GMT

Fear and Loathing at the Del Mar Fair

Recently I took a little (say 'little' with a cockney accent, you guys, it's funny) trip down to the Del Mar Fair, which nowadays is called the San Diego County Fair. I went to meet up with some frien...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:57:00 GMT

AAAAAAAND LIGHTS!!!!!!

Today I quit Ultimate Improv.  the decision came from a strain within my relationship with the artistic director.  I love the group and learned how to play on stage with an ensemble at ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:44:00 GMT

Ultimate improv's own team Rockstar "rocks so much ass" says Paul Krugman of the New York times

For those of you who got to see me and kevin plus eric motherfucking woolery beat the piss and snot out of a lesser, unfortunate team, that was just the tip of the iceberg's dick.Next Saturday, march ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 13:09:00 GMT

"I fucked your sister on september 11"...an offensive tale about the offensive.

Dear reader, Picture yourself walking down Sunset blvd. or Garnet ave. or Haight st. in anytown USA. In the distance you see a guy your age much shorter; you can smell the napoleon complex from over a...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 13:19:00 GMT

I dream of a war in Iraq

I had the following dream between the dates of november 14th and 15th of 2005: I'm in Iraq and there's fighting all around me.  The sky is blue and sand light brown. palm trees around provide lit...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:37:00 GMT

My first Political Blog! i think i'll call it: We love to hate George W. Bush...and other dicks

Alright. first statement: George W. Bush and the Neo-conservative movement in this country REALLY CREEPS ME OUT!!!!! So when W was elected the second time, i knew what i had to do.  my girlfriend...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 15:20:00 GMT

Confessions of an egotistical little prick

i've moved to my beloved home town. well not beloved. and what the fuck is a home town? is it where you were living when you went to high school? where you were living when you lost your virginity? wh...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 20:55:00 GMT