I will always take an escalator over regular stairs, even if it is turned off. I have gotten lost in the wood. I always eat at least one pepperoni off of a frozen pizza before cooking it. I had to look up how to spell pepperoni. I have hallucinated being chased by a demon that wanted my soul. I cannot play any musical instruments. I would learn how to play the harmonica or the guitar, if I was going to learn one. I think water tastes best right after eating ice cream. I have stabbed myself while trying to juggle a knife. I am very intelligent, according to standardized testing. I am very impaired, according to my passport. I have a large trophy that declares me a "Sega Genesis Champion". I briefly studied a form of ninjitsu. I have never broken a bone, but I have a permanently separated AC joint. I have woken up in a bulldozer and immediately tried to steal a forklift. I remember one phrase from my Italian classes: "Sono roboto Italiano. Non sento." I drink water, milk, lemonade, orange juice, beer, whiskey, Dr. Pepper, and scotch, in order of frequency. I prefer being cold to being hot. I prefer film to digital in all aspects but cost. I am an earnest fan of Hemingway. My eyesight is -6.5 in my right eye and -7.5 in my left eye. I use a special toothpaste to lower the sensitivity of my teeth. I take headshots, which you can check out here at my headshot portfolio . Contact me for details on pricing/availability! Check out some of my other photography and design work here. This is my design and photography portfolio . I'm too lazy to make my own website, so you'll notice the trend developing here. My blogger My flickr
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Most people. I'm not picky.
Music Video for "Red Alert" by Basement Jaxx. My friend got an A in his film class for this.
