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I will always take an escalator over regular stairs, even if it is turned off.
I have gotten lost in the wood.
I always eat at least one pepperoni off of a frozen pizza before cooking it.
I had to look up how to spell pepperoni.
I have hallucinated being chased by a demon that wanted my soul.
I cannot play any musical instruments.
I would learn how to play the harmonica or the guitar, if I was going to learn one.
I think water tastes best right after eating ice cream.
I have stabbed myself while trying to juggle a knife.
I am very intelligent, according to standardized testing.
I am very impaired, according to my passport.
I have a large trophy that declares me a "Sega Genesis Champion".
I briefly studied a form of ninjitsu.
I have never broken a bone, but I have a permanently separated AC joint.
I have woken up in a bulldozer and immediately tried to steal a forklift.
I remember one phrase from my Italian classes: "Sono roboto Italiano. Non sento."
I drink water, milk, lemonade, orange juice, beer, whiskey, Dr. Pepper, and scotch, in order of frequency.
I prefer being cold to being hot.
I prefer film to digital in all aspects but cost.
I am an earnest fan of Hemingway.
My eyesight is -6.5 in my right eye and -7.5 in my left eye.
I use a special toothpaste to lower the sensitivity of my teeth.
I take headshots, which you can check out here at my headshot portfolio . Contact me for details on pricing/availability!
Check out some of my other photography and design work here. This is my design and photography portfolio . I'm too lazy to make my own website, so you'll notice the trend developing here.
My blogger
My flickr