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Chris Farah

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self

About Me

If nothing else in my life pans out, I've accomplished having the best circle of friends this world's ever known. Also, don't turn my myspace into your ad space (when you're good enough to be famous, you'll have a publicist for such things)

My Interests

Acting and comedy, singing and musicals, lebanese food and smoking agile, traveling and spending money, green politics, sleeping and lip-syncing to torch songs, scoring free drinks at bars and talking about my boobs (these sometimes go hand in hand, both literally and figuratively), text messaging, seeing people i know in shows, finding the perfect bar, cleaning with lysol kitchen wipes, getting waxed, dancing like a video ho in my car, suitors, making life to-do lists, crossing off items of to-do lists, doodleing eyes, posters by Alphonse Mucha, target shopping, gossiping, daydreaming about Paris or Beruit, obsessively talking about my friends, ordering breakfast in, learning from my mistakes, adding interests.

I'd like to meet:

a scented candle I don't own, a celebrity blog I don't read.

these are the myspace profiles I visit the most
Over 500 different people, bands, and sketch groups have to read my bulletin headlines

UCB People, Please

Garage Comedy

Dirtiest Sketch in LA

Mortified

[skirts]

Westside Eclectic

Michelle (Crasian)

KTO

Ryan

Erica (Mommy)

Lisa

Marie (Magda)

Morgasm Murphy

Monique (Honique)

Stacy Torres!!!!

Condi (Slave to the Souplantation)

Jessica

Danya

Peter

Brandon (plays Host/Daddy well)

Melissa (Boobie McTitsalot)

This could be YOU!

Ken (Daddy)

Wa (television soulmate)

View All of My Friends

Music:

WTF did I make a playlist for? Figure it out.

Movies:

match point, who's afraid of virgina wolf?, the anniversary party, the squid and the whale, harold and maude, harold and kumar, bullets over broadway, stealing beauty, american beauty, dangerous beauty, fame, amelie, wet hot american summer, le auberge espanol, angels in america, the king of comedy, cabaret, the sound of music, mary poppins, being julia, being john malkovich, being there. (recap, if it has the words america, beauty, being or harold OR if Julia Andrews sang in it, i probobly like it)

Television:

Only the very very good, and the very very bad.

Books:

book of qualities, lovely bones, confederacy of dunces, snake hips, the monster at the end of this book, the lorax, nicky silver and chekhov plays, pablo neruda poetry, david sedaris essays, an inconceivable amount of tabloids which i counterbalance with Utny.

Heroes:

save the cheerleader, save the mother f*uckin' world, baby.

My Blog

Girls gone Blue

So, this show is going to rock, even if I die the day after.Hosted By: Chris FarahWhen: Wednesday Jun 18, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: UCBLA5919 Franklin AveHollywood, CA 90028United StatesDescription:Chris ...
Posted by Chris Farah on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

things not to do

1) see "The Other Boleyn Girl"2) turn 263) put off going to the DMV until you get a letter4) inherit your father's under eye circles
Posted by Chris Farah on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

i want to match people

Maybe it's the season finale of The Millionaire Matchmaker having just ended, and my current state, but if this actin' thang don't work out, I would love to match people. Interview people and understa...
Posted by Chris Farah on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:16:00 PST

Oh My God

I stripped this like a ho off a pole from Bravo's web home of their reality show "The Millionaire Matchmaker" (with matching link so you can read all the "commandments":10 Commandments for Dating  f...
Posted by Chris Farah on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

how i roll

89% Dennis Kucinich87% Mike Gravel83% John Edwards80% Chris Dodd79% Barack Obama78% Joe Biden73% Hillary Clinton68% Bill Richardson33% Rudy Giuliani28% John McCain22% Ron Paul20% Mike Huckabee20% Mitt...
Posted by Chris Farah on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

don’t download shit (except music)

to all those in the "know" this is the basic stuff, to all those who don't know why the WGA is striking (i.e. my family) this is copied and pasted off of Ben Garant's blog from Reno 911: Writers Gu...
Posted by Chris Farah on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:32:00 PST

Vloggy McVlogsalot

Usually I just think the stuff, not record it all Real World confessional stylewww.youtube.com/chrisfarah
Posted by Chris Farah on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

My Autobiography told in 3rd Person

Chris was born at 5:35 pm on March 7th in the valley. It was a long laborious situation and, true to form, she doesn't remember a thing. Her parents moved to the O.C. and then divorced leaving her wi...
Posted by Chris Farah on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

Cheese and Rice, Finally.

I signed another 2 year lease on my pad. However it got me to thinking what I've pushed off since moving in. And all this listing made me spring into action (THANKFULLY) so I ordered, and I mean what'...
Posted by Chris Farah on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

so much tv, so little time

My tivo is ablaze with new television obsessions. I'm equal opportunity-style trying everything once and wanted to share what I found. First off, if I could, I would have bought stock in Brett Michael...
Posted by Chris Farah on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:49:00 PST