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Ryan

They won't stay dead!

About Me

I have to return some videotapes.

My Interests

playing make believe and/or pretend

I'd like to meet:

I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

Music:

Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Beatles, Birthday Party, Gang of Four, My Morning Jacket, Songs: Ohia, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, The Mars Volta, Spoon, Shellac, Led Zeppelin, Aphex Twin, The Wu Tang Clan, Cannibal Ox, Dirty Three, The Damned, The Pop Group, The Pixies, Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Jon Brion, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Flaming Lips, Pere Ubu, Devo, The Seven Hearts, Aesop Rock, The Shins, James Chance and the Contortions, Broken Social Scene, The Rakes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, A Tribe Called Quest, Nas, Luda, Clipse, T.I., Rick Ross, Mike Jones, Pastor Troy, 36 Mafia, Lil Boosie, LIL WAYNE, Youngbloodz, Young Gunz, Young Jeezy, Fabolous - let's face it, if you're a young rapper and/or from the Dirty Dirty, I probably celebrate at least part of your catalog . . .

Movies:

Brazil, Mulholland Drive, 12 Monkeys, Evil Dead, Santa Sangre, Amadeus, Annie Hall, Billy Madison, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Tobe Hooper's version), Halloween, Psycho, Wild at Heart, Dog Day Afternoon, Ringu, Suspiria, Real Genius, Beetlejuice, Heavenly Creatures, A Clockwork Orange, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining, Punch Drunk Love, the Tomie series, Battle Royale, JuOn, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Last Life in the Universe, Flirting With Disaster, Modern Romance, Taxi Driver, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, 2046, American Movie, Capturing the Friedmans, Drawing Restraint 9, The Science of Sleep, Borat, The Room, Zombi, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, No Country for Old Men, Strangers With Candy: The Movie, Be Kind Rewind, Inland Empire . . .

Television:

Get A Life, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, The Brak Show, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, The Office (BBC), Extras, Arrested Development, LOST, Cold Case Files, Autopsy, Project Runway, Top Chef, Man vs. Wild, Strangers with Candy, Twin Peaks CARPOOLERS! .. the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Geek Love, The Bell Jar, Wigfield, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, Tropic of Cancer, The Witches, The Stranger, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, anything by David Sedaris, Lord of the Rings, David Boring, the Harry Potter series, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Wigfield . . .

Heroes:

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My Blog

"stories," subtitles, and lack of subtext

I hate to start a blog like this but I was at the gym today on a treadmill when . . .There are 3 televisions in the "cardio" area of my gym that run crappy programming with subtitles to entertain you ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST